I'm an idiot

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'Oh no' I thought. My whole life had led to this moment and I screwed it up. I stood there staring into his eyes. I could feel a tear roll down my face from one eye. I started thinking about what the smart thing was to do. My brain usually doesn't work that way. That whole throwing the underwear off was supposed to be a smart plan but that backfired. He opened his mouth. I knew I had to say something, come up with a plan of what to say. '

Uhh?' He said confused

Um hi, I said nervously, I'm a subscriber

'Oh no' he said, 'your not one of those crazy fans that stalk me and the climb onto my balcony and steal my underwear are you?'

'Oh no I used to be a fan, I don't really watch you anymore so....'
'Fuck, why would I say that' I thought

'Okay??' he said

'Actually that's a lie I really actually enjoy your videos and your boxers flew off your balcony and I caught them but they had a spider on them so I threw them off in a panic.
I was actually very proud of thinking of that lie so quickly.

' Oh alright thanks then I guess I'll see you around then' he said weirded out as he walked inside

It started to get really windy so I went inside as well. I felt so embarrassed. My celebrity crush since I was 13 now thinks I'm a stalker. I lay in my bed and tried guessing all of the nearby restaurants wifi passwords but as usual I couldn't get them. I started to cry now. The only thing that could make me feel better was the Internet. I heard a knock at the door. I looked through the peep hole and it was Ellie. She came in and I told her my story

At the end she was like who? Who was it? what's his name?

'Joe' I said, ' Joe Sugg'

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