1 line or 2 lines?

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The next day...
I woke up nice and early and got out of bed. It was a cold, snowy day and I felt eager for time to pass. I was hanging out with some friends that I met a couple weeks back. Now when I say friends I mean complete weirdos who act a lot like me and fangirl about hot band members on a regular basis. What else do you need in a friend ?. I got out some fruit loops from the pantry and ate my bowl of cereal. I did the other boring shit you need to do to get ready, kissed sleeping Joe on the forehead and left to go to the shops.
I was so looking forward to telling my pregnancy scare story with them. They laugh so ridiculously hard even if the story isn't funny. When I arrived I hugged them to say hello (we have a strange way of communicating)
"Wassup Holly" I said
"Sup Cora" she replied, "Mia's on her way, she slept past her alarm so she'll be late"
"Typical" I replied
We then went and got Coffees as we waited for her to arrive.
10 minutes later, Mia came and joined us at the table. I then proceeded to tell them my story. They laughed, I laughed and then we got into a deep conversation about getting pregnant. Holly then brings up the possibility of her and Mia being pregnant, and then that leaded wondering and more wondering. Even though it was physically impossible for them both to be expecting they wanted to try.
"Really Holly?? I said"
"what? She replied "I have put on a few kilos these past few weeks"
"Haha" Mia said "I'm pretty sure you can't get pregnant from donuts and pizza"'
"I have one word for you" Holly replied "YOLO!"
"Actually that's 4 words ; you only live once" I said
We giggled and continued to be informed of stupid ideas from Holly as we walked into the shop.
We walked into the aisle where the pregnancy tests are kept. I then pointed to the cheapest one, the one that I used yesterday.
Holly grabbed it and bought it
She insisted in doing it at that moment so we went into the exact bathroom that i used, even the same stall. She peed, we waited and she walked out.
"NOT PREGNANT!!" she yelled as she showed us the test.
"No no WAIT WHAT!!" I say loudly "that's 2 lines, that means your pregnant.
Mia, the brains of the group said. "Nice try Cora, stop bullshitting I already read the back of the box" 1 line is pregnant duh"
"you guys better be joking" I say, slightly terrified
"No no look" Holly said as she showed me the large diagram on the bottom of the box.
"SHIT!!!" I said.........

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