So it's been a while, 4 months to be exact. But basically all that's happened is months of headaches, morning sickness, binge watching Netflix and uhhhh peeing twenty times a day. The baby's doing fine though. Joe and I are still together (phew!! I can't raise a baby on my own) and I'm really surprised because KIDS RUIN LIVES, but he seems to be happy that I'm pregnant. I'm pretty happy because we are pet shopping today, you know preparation for the baby and all. Joe said we need to practice not killing stuff. I was quite confident, I was a pro at raising baby borns and tamagotchi. But he insisted on it. And did I mention that we are now living in Alaska, permanently. We were going to live in London or something but Joe and I got drunk and one thing led to another and we ended up buying a house. And I have to say it's pretty nice looking considering we were drunk. I should totally become a real estate agent!!
Joe and I got into the car and drove to the local pet shop. We still hadn't settled on what pet to get, but I thought deciding would be fine. I was considering getting a Pomeranian, they are cute and yappy, and I thought Joe would be happy with it too. He agreed but like thirty seconds after I fell in love with this sassy brown Pomeranian, Joe fell in love with another animal. And I'm not talking a kitten or llama or any of those chill, mainstream animals, he wanted a sea creature. Like a fish. Seriously?! If we are getting a sea creature, we may as well get a dolphin or a sea cucumber, but I didn't get a chance to say no. I was too busy getting my face licked by like four dogs. Joe had already fallen in love with a fish, a bass. A big, ugly, chunky bass. I seriously thought he loved the fish more than me.
"No" I say " ew, just no!!"
"But" he says
"Noooo!!!" I talk over him
"But we can name him" he replies
"Definitely not" I interrupt ... Again
"Chuck"
"Don't even try" I say
"Bass" Joe says
"What" I ask
"Like Chuck Bass" he replies
I'm usually good at saying no but Joe hit my weakness. Ever since season 1, episode 4 of gossip girl, when chuck got over his creepy stage, Joe and I (especially Joe) fell in love with him.
"Buy him now" I say
While he was buying his dream fish, I buy the cute Pomeranian.
During the drive home with our two new best friends we dispute on a name for our puppy. After what felt like hours of considering names we came to a conclusion. Brown Pomeranian the 1st would be named Beyoncé because why the hell not.
I'm so excited to look after our new pets, except for the poop duty but I think I'll force Joe to get it considering I let him get an ugly child (chuck bass) and because I'm carrying a human inside of me.
Cool, I gotta go, Beyoncé wants to cuddle (I'm going to force Beyoncé to cuddle with me)
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Shipping Sugg
FanfictionCora has dreamed of meeting her favourite youtuber Joe Sugg since she was 13 . Years later she coincidently meet him on a cruise ship but in the awkwardest way possible. They run into each other again and are basically forced to spend time together...
