The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions

TCODFF

Guess what? I flaking cried a waterfall in the story "Once Upon a Tragedy Harry Styles Fan Fic" I swear! That author really knows how to make my tears fall down like the showers that are British! (Haha, see what I did there?) It was just so sad! With the note, and the crash, and the love. And I was only like on chapter 10 or 12..? Read it if you want to read something sad! I'm telling you! I exited because I couldn't take the sadness. It was too much sad for me. HARRY, NO! SHAI, NO!

So I think you all know "The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions" is a really long title, right? So I got this brilliant idea about shortening it! TCODFF!

I know you can't really say that out of your mouth, but just write it because it's easier.

I'm making all your lives easier! But you CAN say it like Ticodiff. Yeah. That sounds cool. :)

Anyways, back to TCODFF! (I know I never say that, but ever since five minutes ago when I made it up I've always wanted to say it).

•Showering

I flacking don't care about what you do in the shower. I don't care what your hair smells like. I don't care if you feel like the most refreshed person ever. I do not care if your hair is wet.

Can't you see I don't care! Writing unnecessary stuff is acceptable. But not STUPID unnecessary stuff is acceptable!

Story 1: I stripped off my clothes and walked into the shower. I turned the knob trying to make the water warm. When it got warm, I touched the water and poured some strawberry scented shampoo on my head. I scrubbed and rinsed my hair. I washed my body with a citrus scented body wash. After that, I put strawberry conditioner on my hair and brushed it. And then I walked out of the shower and ringed out my hair then wrapped it with a towel.

I take showers too, ya know. I actually know the whole routine...