The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions

"Writers" These Days

I'm starting to think we have some illiterate people on this website.

I'm being dead serious right now.

The writing is getting so horrible and going downhill!

I know friggin' twelve year olds who write better then some people!

Do you want me to name the perks?

1) Unoriginality

2) Punctuation Sucks

3) Grammar

4) Same Plot

5) Same People

6) When to Stop in a Paragraph

7) Run-On Sentences

Now I have a BUNCH more.. Probably enough to take up the whole page. But let's talk about number six and number seven.

When to stop in a friggin' paragraph!

Example:

me and bonquiqui when to go get a milkshake than weeee saw one d and i was lyk to nile 'wanna share a milkshake' and he was lyk 'yahh' so we went to walmart n i left my bffl alone wit sum dude i dont know who but he was hut but not as hut as nile so me and nile were lyk walkin around wit no paparazzi at all so i kissed him and all of a sudden i see these magazines wit us in it and i was cryin' so hard than nile was like 'we're all in this 2gether ily' and i was lyk 'ilyt' and than lyk I threw up but like I'm prego wtf now i got so much h8 my lyf suxxxx

Hah! Too funny!

It should be like this:

Bonquiqui and I went to go get a milkshake. Then we saw One Direction. I was like to Niall "Wanna share a milkshake?" and he was like "Yeah." So we went to Walmart and I left my best friend for life alone with some dude. I don't know who, be he was hot. But not as hot as Niall. So me and Niall were like walking around with no paparazzi at all. So I kissed him and all of a sudden I see these magazines with us in it. I was crying so hard. Then Niall was like "We're all in this together. I love you." And I was like "I love you too." And then like I threw up but like I'm prego. What the fuck. Now I have so much hate. My life sucks.

You're life really does suck being with Niall Horan, having a social life, pregnant with Niall Horan, and being on a cover of a magazine.

Oh yes, it sucks big time...

NEXT UP ON THE LIST

So there's this really suck-ish book I saw, so I was about to go to the girls message board, and tell her "You do not know how to write well." But I didn't, it was way to harsh. I wouldn't want anything to do with her anyway. So, I went to her books.

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I SAW.

GUESS.

GUESS!

A RANT BOOK! "How to Write a Good Book"

My god, I was laughing so hard I think I was pissing my pants! Really, this girl wrote like this:

"shes so mean i hate her./' i said to him

THE PLOT SUCKED TOO. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SUCKED.

Plus, the book got oh-so many great comments and 100,000 reads! Comments like:

"Omg update i luvvvv this!"

"You write so good!"

"I love this story! What's gonna happen????!!!??"

"Writers" these days....