The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions

I Didn't Want To Have To Go There... But...

Hey you!

Yes you!

Have you taken a 4th grade English class? Wondering why I asked? There is a difference between words, yes, homophones.

Their: As in person and people

They're: Contraction; They are, as in, they are in that room.

There: In or at that place; as in: there they are!

*Sigh* Now that we've gotten through that! Hi guys! Welcome to another chapter of "The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions!"

Today is going to be very.... interesting. We're going to be talking about how girls have some kind of super power to deflect getting their period! Ladies, we've been through it, and it sucks. But none of us could actually tell if they're actually on their period! They're. Always. Mad.

And they never use the bathroom. It's not like I expect the author to write how fantastic the trip to the bathroom was, but c'mon. Speaking of the whole process of the bathroom stuff, they do drink a lot of alcohol. Like a lot. Might I add, UNDERAGE. How do they even get the alcohol? Do they have fake IDs? Do they just walk in like, "Yeah, I'm underage. And I'm stupid. So I'm gonna buy gallons of alcohol and distribute it to my fellow stupid friends. Plus, I'm 16. And stupid. AND pregnant! Oh yeah! You wanna know why? I had a one night stand with a member of One Direction."

~Where are the fans?

Directioners are crazy. I should know. I have a Louis doll siting on my dresser right now. But I don't talk to it or anything! Oh, wait. I do. Anyways, you get my point. Most of the time, a member gets mobbed. But if I saw one of them walking with some pregnant chick, I'd flip my bananas. I'm talking about posting it on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr. You know the deal.

Random person (in a fan fiction): "Hey look this magazine says Niall got a girl pregnant! I'm just gonna sit here and eat my carrots."

Me (if that were to actually happen): *reads magazine* "What. I DONT SHIP IT!!!!"

See what I mean? Look. I know, okay? I know that we all want to get married and have children with One Direction, but NEWS FLASH: IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, sadly. :( Excuse me while I go find a corner, put my finger in my mouth, and rock back and forth in it.

Let's go onto the next topic!

~ Writing like this:

harry: 'hey lou wats goin on im just chillin here with my pussy cats'

lewis: 'im eating my carrots want some'

hairy: 'gimme some'

lewis: 'aw darn niel ate it all'

niel : 'srry im a big eiter

I'm screaming on the inside. I just want to go to the author's house and give her a dictionary and a 3rd grade grammar book. It's the little things that annoy the crap out of me.