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malikmelody tarafından

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What up, what up, WHAT UP?

Okay guys, after a very LONG hiatus, I am back. Also, let me tell you: I am annoyed as ever.

First of all, THERE ARE NO GOOD FAN FICS OUT THERE. I mean yeah, I read a few good ones, but other than that, THERE'S NOTHING. There's like 50000000 crazy Harry fanfics. There are like, 6789032 gang fanfics. It's like, c'mon people, GET SOME NEW IDEAS. I'm not saying that gang or crazy fanfics are bad, but there are way too many of them and most suck.

Secondly, why do people say orbs so much?

"HIS GREEN, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC ORBS LOOKED DEEP INTO MY SOUL!"

"HIS CHOCOLATE ORBS MELTED INTO MINE!"

Bitch, the last time I checked, those are eyes-NOT FONDUE.

Thirdly, are there any good Niall fanfics out there?

Fourthly, if I see Harry abduct one more girl, I'm gonna kill a bitch.

"OMG, HARRY STYLES IS KIDNAPPING ME. AHHHHHHHHH. WHY LIFE? WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL?"

Excuse me, hoe. If, and I mean if, Harry Styles actually abducted you, I don't think you'd be that sad and angry. I mean, yeah, it probably sucks being kidnapped, but if it's from someone as fine as Harry Styles, I'd still be angry/sad but I wouldn't be that angry/sad. Keep in mind how I'm only saying Harry because that's who it mainly is.

Fifthly (if that's even a word)...(I think it is), age gaps. That's starting to become a thing and it is DIS-GUST-ING. That nigga is like 40 and you're like 17? Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Ew. EW. THAT MAN IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER, AND YOU ARE DOING NASTY ASS STUFF TOGETHER. That idea is gross and disturbing. Ew. Can I please jump into that fanfic and give that girl a brain transplant but hers doesn't seem to be working. They're are pedophiles out there and it is not very nice, but if you are 15 and have nasty feels for someone almost 3 times your age, then I'd gladly throw Miley Cyrus' actually wrecking ball into you. Maybe that will knock some sense into you. Literally and metaphorically.

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Okay y'all that is it. I know it's short and I rarely write but I said mostly everything. I'll try to update more often. Byeeeee