The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions

Chap. 21

1) CARROTS CARROTS CARROTS

Once Upon a Carrot

What the hell. Someone's a carrot..

What really irks me is that people are STILL writing horribly. Like why don't you take a damn 5th grade English session again. I think you really do need that..

And I don't know if you guys noticed, but there's an innumerable amount of rant books (especially on fan fictions.) That just proves how bad directioners are at writing. Wow.

I noticed that Louis' fan fictions are the worst. They're all A) about carrots B) about pigeons C) Elounor D) Adopted E) Adopted by Elounor F) Kidnapped G) iM leWiS tOm!1n$0n$ s1stEr?1?1?

It's sort of like a pattern, you could say.

Anyway, let's get on with another section.

2. When the girl is freaking 12 and One Direction falls in love with her!

Ew! What the hell! They are not pedophiles! They can have any girl in the world and they decide to fall in love with a 12 year old? Dis-gus-ting.

And then they come up with some BS excuse and say "she looks like an 18 year old! I didn't know she was 12!"

What the fuck?

I'm done with this writing. *gets in a rocket and flies to mars.*

Wise words from Liam Payne: #done

3. I'm not saying I'm "better than anyone" or whatever, I'm just saying that people can do better then what they are doing now.

There's the sections of fan fictions. I will name it for you guys right now.

- The people who write horribly, yet still get 5 million reads.

I hate that so much because they obviously don't deserve it. There are books with under 1K reads that I'm reading right now and they are astonishing.

-The ones who actually deserve their 5 million reads.

-Good books with low reads.

About half of my library is full of these types of books. The people update well, they write it well written, they interact with their followers, yet still have low reads which is sad.

-Bad books with low reads.

...What can I say.

I think that's it for the sections of books.

4. The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions is meant to be an all type of book. I want you guys to read it and get your tips from me, and honestly thank each and everyone of you for your support. I'm almost up to 17K reads, which I NEVER thought would happen.

I hope I helped you guys a lot with your writing. My goal for this book was for you guys to benefit from it. And my goal has been achieved. That makes me so happy. :)

I think the nicest thing a person has ever said to me was "you're my inspiration because you speak your mind and don't care what others think." I just get so happy from you guys! Best readers in the world!

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Anyway, I'm done with this chapter and I probably annoy you guys with these slow updates and stuff. I'm sorry. :( I feel like I've sort of ran out of stuff to write about? I don't know.

Btw, can any of you guys make me a cover please? I accidentally took of my old one and I can't put it back. So I'd appreciate it so much if one of you guys made it.

Thank you and bye bye! :)