The Cliche One Direction Fan Fictions

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Hey everyone!

Anyways. Today I read something and I was all like "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!"

Story Number 1: I brushed my natural brown hair and put baggy clothes on my perfect curvy body. I hate having attention, and I'm very shy around people.

I hate reading this stuff! It truly gets me mad! Originality people! I don't wanna say the story because it's a very popular one (hint hint) and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

But, in some stories when the author makes the same thing I just wrote, it can be good. It's not like it's impossible. But in some story plots it either makes me very infuriated, or very happy.

1) Seriously, if I had "a perfect curvy body" I would be showing it off!

•Moving to a New Place Out of Nowhere.

Story Number 2: I hate Louis so much! How could he do this to me?! I ran into my house with tears streaming down my face. "Honey, we need to talk." my mom said. How could this day get any worse?! "What?"I said coldly. "I'm so sorry but were moving tomorrow to America."

1) Okay first of all, it takes like 6 months to plan where your moving, and you need to pack your stuff! This doesn't make sense to me. At. All.

•Why is Harry a Player in a Lot of Stories?

I know if Harry is a player in some stories it would make it more interesting. But you know, don't always put HIM as that cliche guy who's the player.

Story Number 3: I'm the biggest nerd of all. I get no attention whatsoever. "Okay class, today I'm gonna pair you up with someone who needs a little help in math." I knew he was gonna pick me with someone. I went lower in my seat and put my book over my face. "Delilah and Stephanie, Mark and Lucy, Harry and Janice." Oh my god! He's the biggest player in my school! I gaped and looked at him. He was smirking and I sighed.

I guess if you do something like this in one story, it would come out really good. But like I said for the other one, it can either make me very infuriated or very happy.