It was an ordinary day in cancertown, and cancer #4 was going to get some ice cream. It was vanilla frost swirl, one of the most delectable ice creams he had ever laid eyes on. He ate it, but then suddenly threw up the ice cream he had eaten.
(Substitute cancer POV)
Damnit, I forgot he was lactose intolerant. I have to find another way inside.
(Ultimate cancer POV)
No.
Author's note: I want to share my appreciation for all my new followers. Because of all of you, I was finally able to buy a new place. I admit, sleeping in a cardboard box on the side of the street has been tough to get used to, but at least I have all of you making me happy. Goodbye...
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