(Alien POV)
Hmm, I love traveling in space.
(3rd person POV)
The alien suddenly saw a small entity. It was cancer. But not just any cancer. It was nanobot cancer, a new evolved type of cancer from the future. "I heard you were trying to get to earth." The alien was suddenly excited. "Yes, what is earth like?" The cancer explained. "Well, you see, earth... is my turf, g." The alien was fascinated. "Well then how do I get there without getting lost?" The cancer replied, "If you don't know how to floss, you'll be lost without me." The alien followed the cancers advice, and began to travel to planet earth. Nanobot cancer smiled evilly. His plan was working just as intended.
Author's note: Hello there. You may be wondering: what's with the long delay in chapters? Well, you see it was a cold, stormy night as the stars were turning hard. I was sick in the hospital, because I recently ate some lard. Kevin, watch out, you may find your face riddled with glass shards. Mwahahahahaha.
(Author's POV)
Publish.
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Patrick's Toughest Battle
ChickLitIn an alternate universe, Patrick fails to gain power as he is fighting an intense battle with cancer.
