Patrick's Toughest Battle: The History Final Essay Midterm

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(Direct continuation from last chapter)

(Kevin First Person Point Of View) My brother and I used to do this as kids. We call it light sabers because when the piss streams hit, they would spark like light sabers. One day my cousin was visiting and decided to join us. He pissed all over my leg. (Second person point of view) You were walking in a hallway filling in the dark, but little did you know, the bullet was about to hit its mark. (4th person point of view) They were walking down the street when we were by a lightning bolt. (5th person POV) (Inventing a new POV. Hoping to get it patented so I can get the funds to meet my long lost brother. don't worry though, there is another way.)(5th person point of view again)

It was following it one day saw him if they in to become what not me. It is genius. Has you been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like? (Me first person point OV) I was in basic training. The showers were just in basic square root with just the showers on the outside. And a small 4 foot opening  on the end to go on in and out. Well, basic training, they tend to hurt you up a bit whenever you do anything. In a rush to get out, I shuffled. Face to face with another guy that it coming in through that opening. Somehow our dicks contacted damn near the base and slid along each other like a cool handshake or st. I may be gay now.

Author's note: Hmm, my uh, my work into building funds is going pretty well. I uh, I invested in the stock market and made some pretty great returns. I put everything that I had into one stock and it increased 800% in 2 hours. I guess I have 8 lungs now. I'm sure I will find a use for them. I should probably start smoking now. Either way, since my push into academia wasn't doing so well, I decided to become a professor. Since I wasn't qualified enough to work at Harvey's, and since I wasn't allowed to leave oracle university, I thought why not, the pay is pretty good. Doing this volunteer work I am finally finding my life's passion, and I may soon be able to find the person who trapped me in this forsaken place of souls. This chapter was written as a midterm for the most recent test that I made. It seems that I will be able to juice some free chapters out of these students so expect production to ramp up for a while. See you soon Kevin :)

 See you soon Kevin :)

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