Patrick was walking along the side of the road when suddenly he saw a trash can. The trash can glared daggers at Patrick. "Wanna throw these hands?!" Patrick threw a left hook at the trash can lid. He missed and hit the trash can, and the lid bounced off and flew 10 feet away. "You get back here you scum!!" Patrick screamed, running after the trash can lid and punching a hole through it. It was dead. Patrick puffed his 2 ton chest and continued on.
(Cancer ??? POV)
Patrick may have destroyed one of my horcruxes, but he'll never find the other ones! Wait, that was my only one...
Author's note: Hello Kevin. I want to play a game. Right now, you are feeling safe and sound in your home on that bizarre island of yours, however, in a few weeks time, I will have enough money to fly back over and take revenge on you for tricking me into flying over to Oracle University. If you do not leave the country by the time I've accumulated the funds to move back, you will be in great mortal peril. The clock is ticking, brother. MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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