Just a note I'm not forgetting about Messed Up M****. We haven't gotten to the next part yet so I'm waiting for that. It writes the jokes better if I can heart it!
ANYWAY. Government Family headcanons that no one asked for
Five Chickadees AU: When District is born, the feds realize, much like the twins bio dad, that Carol is trash (which she is). So they take him away from her and at first give him to Betsey, who gives District to Kentucky and Georgia.
That gives our two loveable southerners five kids (technically four but shhhHHHHHH Betsey can share Gov)
(Betsey is a bad ass there is no discussion)
Full Names:
Levin William Wright (This is Vania, he's alive in the Southern AU, the Hearts AU, and the Five Chickadees AU)
Adam Edward-Wright Hamilton (He's an honorary Wright damn it) (Gov)
Jennifer Charlotte Kelly-Wright (IDC)
George Oliver Kelly-Wright (DC)
Christopher James Wright (District)
All four older children don't live lavishly but they do have their vices:
Vania: Witchy stuff!
Gov: Skincare believe it or not. He spends far too much
IDC: Shoes. Girl loves her shoes.
DC: Books. So many godamn books
