PA is an honorary southern state because of his relationship with KenGeo. Which means going on Saturday nights out. He doesn't know how this happened.
Consequently KenGeo have been adopted by the NE states though they didn't make an outward gesture at it
I feel like it kinda went:
Mass: You're one of us now
Geo: Oh well, thank ya kindly
Mass: Don't mention it
Kentucky: No really....
Mass: Don't. Mentioned. It.
Okay wait I decided it's not PA's house they hide in that would been suspicious its his old house on the outskirts of Appalachia that's been there since the revolution. Kentucky fixed it up.
"The New Capital" is just PA'a nickname for DC
PA teases his husbands about not being able to use phones then just uses Facebook for his social media. Maybe Twitter. But his Twitter has like one of those zodiac automatic bot accounts and that's all that's posted.
KenGeo may be able to at least hold their own during state dinners where the menu and food is tiny but PA unfortunately is not and will loudly comment
Kentucky may of taught their children how to throw a punch, PA taught them (specially IDC) how not to give a fuck
In the grand tradition of having no rings, PA instead keeps small yarn bracelets bearing his husbands flags colors.
