Narrator: (Ben) We cut to the outside of M****'s castle. Duncan and his men are gathered.
Duncan: (DC) Ah yes, M****'s castle. It's so nice.
Banquo: (Texas) I dunno, I don't like the sign of that banner.
(Banner on castle: M****'s Castle: Murder Free for 4,083 Days!)
Duncan: Can you not see how long this castle has been murder free? This is good!
Lady M****: Hey.
Duncan: Oh you would be Lady M****.
Lady M****: Quiet or I'm not bringing you back English chocolate.
Duncan: Shutting up.
Banquo: Where's M****?
Lady M****: Oh he's uh...
M****: (Cali) (off screen) No I don't want to hear the story of how these cookies helped heal your great-great-great grandmother's smallpox just tell me how to cook them!
Lady M****: Sleeping.
Duncan: Sounds legit. Let's go in shall we?
Narrator: We cut to later that night. M**** is having what some would describe as a panic attack.
M****: (breathing in a paper bag)
Lady M****: The hell are you doing here?
M****: PANICKING WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE???
Lady M****: I've stood against the world leaders and yet I've been calmer than you.
M****: We're not doing it, I'm not going through with this. Being just Thane of Cawdor and Glamis is more than I could possibly want.
Lady M****: Point to them on a map of Scotland.
M****: Uh.
Lady M****: Exactly. For god's sake be a man!
M****: Uh actually that's toxic masculinity and we don't do that in 2022.
Gemxan: (looks at Ben)
Narrator: He's always like this.
Gemxan: YOU WRITE HIM.
Narrator: Funny how that works isn't it?
Lady M****: Whatever. Look, we're doing this and you're going to be king.
M****: And what if we fail?
Lady M****: We fail!
M****: This isn't an Algebra test, if we fail we don't get to retake it, we could die.
Lady M****: Fine. Then don't do it.
M****: Hey wait a second you think I'm a coward.
Lady M****: I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying don't do it if you don't wanna.
M****: Well now I'm gonna do it to prove I'm not a coward!
Lady M****: Well good!
M****: GREAT.
Lady M****: PERFECT.
M****: FANTASTIC.
Lady and M****: (screaming intelligibly)
