Narrator: (Ben) Later that night at the banquet, everyone gathers to greet their king and queen.
Ross: (Ohio) Ope, this place looks amazing.
Lennox: (Nevada) Nah I dunno, I still don't like the sight of that banner.
(Cut to the outside of M****'s castle. The banner now reads: M****'s Castle: Murder Free for 0 Days)
Ross: Whatever you need to try some of this cheese!
King M****: (Cali) I hope you like it! I put it together myself.
Ross: It's amazing!
King M****: It's vegan!
Ross: (spits out)
King M****: Rude.
Queen M****: (IDC) Everyone sit down in their seats. The feast will start soon.
Lennox: Hey where's Banquo?
King M****: Hmmm not sure. I hope he hasn't been caught up in something. Eh? Eh?
Queen M****:
King M****: I hope nothing came out of nowhere.
Queen M****:
King M****: I hope a twist of fate didn't stab him in the back.
Queen M****: I'd like to request to die now.
Ross: Well to our mighty king! And to Banquo who's missing this feast! And to the death of that state up north!
Lennox: What.
Ross: I'm trying to follow the theme.
King M****: Yes! To Ban-(technical glitch)!
Narrator: The ghost of Banquo appears and sits down in his chair. No one can see him but M****.
Ghost Banquo: (Texas) (dressed in a classic ghost costume with a cowboy hat on his head)
Everyone: (stares at Gemxan)
Gemxan: What?
Narrator: Don't you usually pour flour on the ghosts?
Gemxan: Oh well Mr. "Everything's Bigger" complained so I made him a Charlie Brown ghost.
Ghost Banquo: And I got to keep my hat.
Narrator: Help me.
Lennox: What's wrong your majesty?
King M****: Don't you all see him???
Ross: WHO? That state up north???
Queen M****: For (technical glitch) sake just say Michigan!
Ross: NO!
Ghost Banquo: (leaves)
King M****: Okay, okay he's gone.
Queen M****: Right well, now if we can continue our feast, we actually got a nice honey baked ham-
Ghost Banquo: (enters)
King M****: HE'S BACK.
Lennox: Sir I see nothing.
King M****: He's mocking me!
Queen M****: He's not mocking you!
Ghost Banquo: I kinda am. (leaves)
King M****: How can none of you see him? He's slipping in and out!
Ross: Just like that state up north!
King M****: Leave me alone Texas! It's not my fault your hat went missing! Sure I told Florida where it was, and helped him burn it....
Ghost Banquo: (comes in) You did WHAT?
King M****: YOU HEARD ME!
Ross: Don't worry your majesty I got you, we'll kill that state up north and we'll get Toledo back TOGETHER!
Queen M****: (banging head on table) Act five, scene five. Act five, scene five. Act five, scene five.
Lennox: What's that?
Queen M****: HAPPIEST. MOMENT. OF. MY. LIFE.
King M****: You ruined my flannel!
Ghost Banquo: It looked like an oil rag!
King M****: HOW?
Queen M****: ENOUGH. Party over! Everyone go (technical glitch) home!
Narrator: The guests leave, including the ghost, leaving Mr and Mrs. Murder.
Queen M****: Nice job, you ruined my dinner!
King M****: It was supposed to be my dinner! To celebrate me!
Queen M****: What? You going crazy????
King M****: YES.
Queen M****: Nope. Screw this. Have fun with your murder I'm off going crazy! (leaves)
King M****: Can I please go home now?
