Funny Things Said This Week Part 2

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4-13-15
1. "I'm voting for you because you're the only person running I actually like."
2. "I'm so done with the Tuba Concerto and its dumb accidentals. I'm just so done."
3. "Why did the Romans have to be so problematic?"
4. "THIS IS A DEMOCRACY!"
5. "Sometimes I just want to drop a nuclear bomb on Jimmy's head."

4-14-15
1. "As your graduation present I'm going to write up a list of all the dumb things you've said/done since freshman year"
2. "I've been sitting here for two minutes, staring at the screen, trying to figure out how to explain the stupidity of your question...it's not easy."
3. Friend: "how long is the floor?" Me: "Good question, Michael."

4-15-15
1. "I haven't taken my test yet yolo ✌🏻️"
2. "The cello section always has me suspicious. All the time."
3. "CAN I BRING OUT MY ELECTRIC VIOLA?!"
4. "I'm ditching my viola friends to be with you guys, my flute friends."

4-16-15
1. "Good to know that the reason why you didn't go on maternity leave this year was because Angie fell at rehearsal yesterday."
2. "MR. ANTIONOZZI BRENDAN IS HARASSING ME WITH HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!"
3. "My theory is that the white stripe in his hair exists only because his older brother shot ice powers at his head when he was little."
4. "You're going on maternity leave in a month? That gives us JUST enough time to play ALL of our scale tests!"
5. "I just can't circle today."
6. "Alejandro, are you grading my quiz? *stifled laughing and snorting* I'm so sorry man."
7. "Can you please just tell me ONE answer? I mean you know I'm going to fail this test and it's not like a 1 out of 60 is going to be much better than a 0 out of 60."
8. "Guys stop distracting me I'm taking a test and I've only done one question and I got it wrong."
9. "WAIT FDR STANDS FOR FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT ASSOCIATION. WOW THAT MAKES SENSE NOW."
10. "I'm so confused" (I've said this literally 50 times today for many different reasons)
11. *class is yelling and arguing about who to vote for in the student elections* "Is there an option NOT to vote for anyone? because I'd take that."
*teacher laughs*

4-17-15
1. "Is it just me or does anyone else STILL write 2012 on their papers?"
2. "I'm excited for All State music to come out because that's when my dreams will be crushed."
3. "Magister! Jessica is Twitter stalking you in class!"
4. "Magister, you should tweet a shout out to Amanda off your private Twitter!"

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