Weird Things I've Said Over the Past Few Days

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I feel like half the stuff I say might be the least bit comical because I'm a very...interesting person...do I decided to compile a list of things that I've said over the past few days.

9-20-14 - 9-22-14

"t/b to freshman year when I camped in the orchestra room."

"Guys my program notes has footnotes and everything."

"I'll straighten them out."

"It looks like a starfish got shot and is spilling it's guts."

"Go away or else I'll break your arm again."

"Why can't I play Viola for a living?"

"I've GOT to stop clicking on those vine links."

"I just want you to know that I have no purpose, I just like screaming your name."

"Orlando's finally taking a chill pill."

"Your parents decided to move to South Africa and not tell you."

"I think I know how I'm gonna die...death by William Walton."

"Only in Latin do I learn about necrophiliacs"

"Shout out to William Walton for giving me a reason to cry every night."

"Don't check your camera roll, by the way."

"Let's just play this as if we know how to play it."

"If I hear Dark Horse ONE more time I'm gonna cry."

"JAMES YOU SLACKA-LACKIN'."

"We're still handcuffing you to a Viola music stand once full symphony starts again."

"I think I'm gonna start wearing my sweatshirts with the hood all scrunched up over my face."

"IT'S NOT FUNGI."

"You've inspired me to wear a bandanna."

"I am just a generic, gender-less musician in the eyes of fsyo."

"What are life?"

"FACIO."

"I did my hair so that is looks less like a clown and more like a human today."

"So I'm partners with Headphones and Mississippi?"

"THANKS WALTON FOR RUINING MY LIFE."

"We'll be so good they'll want us on Dancing With The Stars."

"I finished early! TWO days before the paper is actually due! Everyone's gonna be so jealous of me and my proactive skills."

And that is some of the random stuff I've said over that past few days.

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