Love At First Text ✔️

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ᴡᴇᴅ 12 ᴊᴀɴ ᴀᴛ 21:23

+44 Player:
Eden, make me laugh. I just got back from the worst date ever.

21:52

Eden:
Why was it the worst date?

+44 Player:
She was the most horrifically dull person I have ever met. She didn't laugh at my jokes, she ate with her mouth open, she was rude to the waiter.

+44 Player:
Then, if it couldn't get worse, when I tried to pay the bill, I knocked over my beer, and it was all over her. Literally all over.

Eden:
Sorry to hear that?

+44 Player:
Are you?

Eden:
Not really. It doesn't sound that bad.

+44 Player:
If you don't think that is the epitome of awful, I dread to think what sort of dates you go on.

Eden:
I don't date anymore.

+44 Player:
Why's that?

Eden:
Because the last date I went on ended with me and the guy I'd been seeing for two months bumping into the girl he'd been engaged to for two years.

+44 Player:
You have me beat. That's the definition of a bad date.

Eden:
Yep. So I'm sworn off of dating forever now. After nothing but bad dates like that, you kind of decide to cut your losses.

+44 Player:
You can't give up hope. The right guy for you will be out there Eden. Perhaps an attractive man you saw in a bar who got your number from a beer mat left by your friend.

Eden:
Unlikely. The last guy I spoke to after that happened told me he's a serial dater and a lover of one night stands, and I'm not too fond of being the other women ever again.

+44 Player:
So you're really not interested?

Eden:
In being left on read the morning after I've given it all up? Not a chance. You're cute, but not worth the trouble.

+44 Player:
I think this might be the first time a woman has ever turned me down.

+44 Player:
I've got to say, I'm not overly fond.

Eden:
You've never been turned down before?

+44 Player:
Not ever.

Eden:
We're really leading different lives.

+44 Player:
You really get turned down? I don't believe it. I reckon you're one of those beautiful girls men can't keep their eyes off.

Eden:
You don't even know what I look like.

+44 Player:
I've got an idea in my head. Blue eyes, blonde hair. Maybe freckles.

Eden:
Not even close.

+44 Player:
Brunette?

Eden:
I'm ginger.

+44 Player:
Karen Gillan ginger or Nicole Kidman Ginger?

Eden:
More Gillan, but it's dyed, so it fades.

+44 Player:
Then I think you've got to have green eyes.

Eden:
I think I have work in the morning, and I need to sleep.

+44 Player:
What do you do?

Eden:
I'm a florist.

+44 Player:
I'm surprised you haven't sold me any flowers before.

Eden:
Not once. Do you buy all your dates flowers?

+44 Player:
Most of the time. Do your dates not buy you flowers?

Eden:
Never.

+44 Player:
I'll buy you flowers Eden, so you can have your own garden, better than the one in the Bible.

Eden:
That almost seems blasphemous.

+44 Player:
I mean it. I'll buy you flowers. Every girl deserves them. 

Eden:
No need. I get discount.

Eden:
Goodnight

+44 Player:
Goodnight Eden 🌷