Love At First Text ✔️

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ᴡᴇᴅ 27 ᴀᴘʀ ᴀᴛ 09:11

Sebastian:
Tell Zoya she's never getting her friend back.

Nat:
What? Why? What have you done?

Sebastian:
Had sex with her.

Nat:
Shut UP.

Nat:
She hasn't even told Zoya yet. She's going to be so jealous that I found out first.

Sebastian:
Second. Char was adamant I had to tell her first. And tell Zoya not to hold it against her. She pretty much passed out after the third round. Still hasn't woke up.

Nat:
Jesus. 3 times? Is the girl still breathing?

Sebastian:
Yeah, I checked.

Nat:
You don't have to make it graphic, but how was it?

Sebastian:
Like nothing I've ever experienced before.

Nat:
That good?

Sebastian:
It's like we're just made for each other. I fucking love her man. Don't ever want to let her go.

Nat:
Loosen the reigns a little bit, you can just hog her. We all want a little bit of Eden in our lives.

Sebastian:
You know what I mean.

Nat:
I know, I'm kidding. I'm glad you're happy.

Sebastian:
There's just one problem.

Nat:
Oh?

Sebastian:
She told me she loved me while we were doing it, and I didn't say it back.

Nat:
Okay... why?

Sebastian:
Well, because I haven't actually said it yet, and I didn't want to say it then. I want her to know I mean it, and not just as an in the moment thing.

Nat:
That's fine Seb. You've got to consider, she's already said it once to you now. That's the hardest one over. After that, it feels less like a confession, and more like a reaffirmation.

Sebastian:
Yeah, you're right. Char said the same, but she always tries to butter me up.

Nat:
She does not. She'd have ripped you a new one if she thought you were in the wrong.

Sebastian:
Nope. She's like a reformed person. Taken on the gentle parenting approach and everything.

Nat:
Fuck knows what magic powers Eli has then. I tried to switch her to that for years.

Sebastian:
He gave her an engagement ring and regular sex. You offered neither of those things.

Nat:
Touché.

Nat:
Oh, char's ringing me now. Stop messaging me so we can gossip about you.

Sebastian:
Wait I haven't finished telling you about my problem!

Nat:
Char says the breakfast idea is perfect.

Sebastian:
Really?

Nat:
Yeah. She says the fact you're planning on cooking is evidence enough.

Sebastian:
I'm only doing scrambled egg on toast. She really thinks that's good enough for Eden?

Nat:
She said, and I quote, 'stop being a scrambled beg on toast fishing for compliments and tell your girl you love her'. Her words, not mine.

Sebastian:
Gentle parenting my arse.

Nat:
Yeah, you don't say.

Sebastian:
Okay, I'll do it.

Nat:
Message us after. We can all go for drinks tonight. All eight of us like a little date evening. How cute is that!?

Sebastian:
I'll message you. But we might be a couple hours late.

Nat:
Insatiable.

Sebastian:
Love you. Tell char I said love you.

Nat:
She said love you too and get a move on.

Nat:
Love you Sebbie!!

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I want to be in their friend group so fkn bad it's not even remotely funny.