Love At First Text ✔️

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ꜰʀɪ 22 ᴀᴘʀ ᴀᴛ 15:43

Eden:
*photo*

Zoya:
You're absolutely fucking shitting me right now.

Eden:
Pretty view isn't it?

Zoya:
When you said you wanted a few days away, I didn't think you meant half way around the world.

Eden:
Don't be dramatic. It's just a few hours on a plane.

Zoya:
You're in an entirely different time zone.

Eden:
I know. I thought it would feel weirder.

Zoya:
I can't believe what the fuck I'm seeing.

Eden:
Sebastian says hi.

Zoya:
Hold the FUCK up.

Zoya:
You're with Seb?

Eden:
You haven't guessed that?

Zoya:
I thought that was entirely circumstantial. You've gone on holiday TOGETHER?

Eden:
I guess so, yeah? Some of his family are here too.

Zoya:
Rewind right now.

Zoya:
When was this decided? Are you two a thing? Do you plan on fucking in the pool? Oh, you totally already did, didn't you, you kinky bitch.

Zoya:
I bet his dick is massive. Is it? Can you walk okay?

Zoya:
Nat said photo proof in 4K res or it didn't happen.

Eden:
Will you calm down? It was impromptu. No, we're not a 'thing'. He just knew I needed to get away. No we haven't fucked in the pool. Wouldn't chlorine absolutely wreck your vag's pH?

Eden:
I haven't seen his dick. There are no plans to. And even if I did, you would for sure not be getting pictures.

Zoya:
You're such a buzzkill.

Zoya:
But you've thought about seeing his dick, ergo, you want to see it.

Eden:
You're horrendous.

Zoya:
It's just a penis. Fun to look at, more fun to use.

Eden:
Is that what you and Nat said to my brother?

Zoya:
Lo siento? No habla inglés.

Eden:
Get off google translate.

Eden:
You know, I remember you saying you hated Paris last time you visited. Suddenly found new interest in the Eiffel Tower?

Zoya:
Oh. Heard that through the grapevine did you?

Zoya:
Well, you can only Eiffel Tower with two boys. We did upside down table. Me and Nat were a leg each and your brother was the slab of wood.

Eden:
I'm going to vomit violently.

Zoya:
Hey! You asked!

Zoya:
I knew that little bastard Seb would tell you.

Zoya:
Are you mad at me?

Eden:
No Z, stop stressing.

Zoya:
I promise it was a one time thing.

Zoya:
Maybe.

Zoya:
I haven't stopped thinking about it since.

Eden:
Forgive me if I don't ask for the details.

Zoya:
Forgiven.

Zoya:
However, when you shag Seb, I want to know EVERYTHING. All the nitty gritty details. 🍆📏

Eden:
We're not going to do anything.

Zoya:
Mhm. I want an after sex selfie please.

Eden:
You're so weird.

Zoya:
Hey Eden, It's Nat. Will you at least tell me if it's below average size? He's always gloated that he has a monster penis.

Eden:
You two are made for each other.

Zoya:
Have fun.

Zoya:
Use protection. 🫶🏻

Zoya:
Love you.

Eden:
Love you both too.

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Got to be honest, I absolutely adore friends that are oversharers. They have no concept of TMI and I love it.