sᴀᴛ 15 ᴊᴀɴ ᴀᴛ 22:11
+44 Player:
Eden, have you heard about that chocolate record player?
Eden:
What?
+44 Player:
It sounds pretty sweet.
Eden:
If I didn't already know what you looked like, that joke would have convinced me that you are 50 years old with two children and a mortgage.
+44 Player:
But you've seen me, so you know I'm just hot with a shit sense of humour.
+44 Player:
I bet it made you smile a little bit though.
Eden:
The tiniest fraction.
+44 Player:
Good. You've seemed stressed today.
Eden:
I have?
+44 Player:
Yeah. Your messages are way blunter than usual.
Eden:
Busy day at work. There was kind of a fuck up, and then I've had to hammer this assignment for uni.
+44 Player:
How big of a fuck up?
Eden:
Not massive. We used white glitter instead of silver to tip the leaves of the dressing flowers for the brides table. She was okay with it though, so no biggie. I just hate getting things wrong.
+44 Player:
You know, you are allowed to make mistakes.
Eden:
That doesn't mean they don't bother me.
+44 Player:
Which is why you don't date anymore.
Eden:
Aren't you a clever clogs?
+44 Player:
Honestly Eden, it's sounds more to me like they made the mistake, by fucking you around.
Eden:
Mhm, but until the right one stands outside my door with flash cards on how much they love me, I'm not planning on helping any male make any more mistakes.
+44 Player:
Love, Actually?
Eden:
Charlotte make you watch that one too?
+44 Player:
The first time. The second and third were all me.
Eden:
You're cute.
+44 Player:
Will you let me take you on a date then?
23:01
Eden:
No.
+44 Player:
Because you've sworn off men?
Eden:
Yes, especially men like you.
+44 Player:
I'm offended.
Eden:
Don't be. I can't date you, but you're nice enough to be friends with.
+44 Player:
You want to just be friends?
Eden:
I might be blunt, Mr Mystery, but I actually don't mind talking to you.
+44 Player:
I'm no longer offended.
Eden:
Good.
+44 Player:
Sure you don't want to fuck it out of our systems first, Eden?
Eden:
GOOD NIGHT FRIEND
+44 Player:
Goodnight Eden
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Love At First Text ✔️
RomanceBeing a hopeless romantic has never faired Eden Holland well. For all her expectations of being swept off of her feet, to public declarations of love and swoon worthy date nights beneath the stars, she's suffered only broken hearts, failed first dat...
