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sᴀᴛ 15 ᴊᴀɴ ᴀᴛ 22:11

+44 Player:
Eden, have you heard about that chocolate record player?

Eden:
What?

+44 Player:
It sounds pretty sweet.

Eden:
If I didn't already know what you looked like, that joke would have convinced me that you are 50 years old with two children and a mortgage.

+44 Player:
But you've seen me, so you know I'm just hot with a shit sense of humour.

+44 Player:
I bet it made you smile a little bit though.

Eden:
The tiniest fraction.

+44 Player:
Good. You've seemed stressed today.

Eden:
I have?

+44 Player:
Yeah. Your messages are way blunter than usual.

Eden:
Busy day at work. There was kind of a fuck up, and then I've had to hammer this assignment for uni.

+44 Player:
How big of a fuck up?

Eden:
Not massive. We used white glitter instead of silver to tip the leaves of the dressing flowers for the brides table. She was okay with it though, so no biggie. I just hate getting things wrong.

+44 Player:
You know, you are allowed to make mistakes.

Eden:
That doesn't mean they don't bother me.

+44 Player:
Which is why you don't date anymore.

Eden:
Aren't you a clever clogs?

+44 Player:
Honestly Eden, it's sounds more to me like they made the mistake, by fucking you around.

Eden:
Mhm, but until the right one stands outside my door with flash cards on how much they love me, I'm not planning on helping any male make any more mistakes.

+44 Player:
Love, Actually?

Eden:
Charlotte make you watch that one too?

+44 Player:
The first time. The second and third were all me.

Eden:
You're cute.

+44 Player:
Will you let me take you on a date then?

23:01

Eden:
No.

+44 Player:
Because you've sworn off men?

Eden:
Yes, especially men like you.

+44 Player:
I'm offended.

Eden:
Don't be. I can't date you, but you're nice enough to be friends with.

+44 Player:
You want to just be friends?

Eden:
I might be blunt, Mr Mystery, but I actually don't mind talking to you.

+44 Player:
I'm no longer offended.

Eden:
Good.

+44 Player:
Sure you don't want to fuck it out of our systems first, Eden?

Eden:
GOOD NIGHT FRIEND

+44 Player:
Goodnight Eden

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