Love At First Text ✔️

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sᴜɴ 16 ᴊᴀɴ ᴀᴛ 23:43

Eden:
I haven't heard from you today.

+44 Player:
Missing me?

Eden:
Worried you were kidnapped or hit by a bus.

+44 Player:
At home and alive, so you don't need to stress.

Eden:
I wasn't stressing.

+44 Player:
Eden, I heard the sigh relief from all the way over here.

Eden:
You're way too full of yourself.

+44 Player:
I wish someone else were full of me instead, I'm painfully horny.

Eden:
Oooookay, I'm gonna go now before this get any weirder.

+44 Player:
No! Wait!

+44 Player:
I'm sorry, I've had way too much to drink. Blame tequila.

Eden:
Hm.

+44 Player:
I promise I'll keep it friendly. No more sex drive talk.

+44 Player:
What have you done today?

Eden:
Work, dinner with my parents, and then a few drinks with Zoya.

Eden:
No where near as many as you though, apparently.

+44 Player:
I'd be concerned for your liver if you had. Zoya is the friend that gave me your number, right?

Eden:
The very same.

+44 Player:
What does she think of this text-friendship thing we have going on?

Eden:
She thinks it's funny. She thinks she is funny, actually.

+44 Player:
My friends think it's bound for failure.

Eden:
Why?

+44 Player:
They think one of us is either getting catfished, or going to fall so hard that we're destined for heartbreak.

+44 Player:
Neither of those things are happening, right?

Eden:
No, they're not.

+44 Player:
I told them you're not interested. I told them you also have delicate hands.

Eden:
I told Zoya the same.

+44 Player:
*photo*
I don't know about delicate, but they're twice the size of yours.

Eden:
You're twice the size of me.

+44 Player:
I won't know until we meet, will I?

ᴍᴏɴ 17 ᴊᴀɴ ᴀᴛ 00:00

Eden:
I told you, I'm not interested in going for a date with you.

+44 Player:
I know, but we can meet as friends right? I'd like to, one day.

Eden:
You would.

+44 Player:
You can bring Zoya, and I'll bring Chaps or Collins, if you'd like. You'd be safe.

Eden:
I know I'd be safe.

+44 Player:
One day, we'll meet.

Eden:
Baby steps. I might need to know your name first.

+44 Player:
I might need to see what you look like. I want to know for definitely if I have the colour of your hair right in my brain.

+44 Player:
Definite*

Eden:
Maybe soon.

+44 Player:
I think I'd like to hear your voice first though. Just to make sure I'm definitely not being catfished my a delicate-handed male.

Eden:
Maybe soon.

+44 Player:
I look forward to it Eden.

+44 Player:
Goodnight E.

Eden:
Goodnight.

+44 Player:
It begins with S.

Eden:
Goodnight S.

S:
Speak to you tomorrow.