Bad Sanses x Reader: Parody Version

Parody Three - The Library Cliché

Y/N went to the library and read some of the books there, wrote on the papers the key notes of physics, and made a mess on the table with crumpled papers and spilled ink. They stretched out their arms and decided to explore the library. It was that huge. They found a piano sitting on the corner and played Mozart on it. "Beautiful." Nightmare popped up beside them.

Y/N had to admit they were startled but moved on to continue playing. "Didn't expect to see you again so soon." They said.

"Ah well, the music got me."

"I can play something else."

"Like?"

"The guitar, the trumpet, and my favorite: the violin. Which would you prefer?"

"You're very talented."

"I don't think so."

"Play the violin."

Y/N stopped and picked up the violin near them. They played "Sad Violin" intending to make fun of the poor life Nightmare has. They had deduced that Nightmare was once not like this. Not the person he is today. "How's your brother?" Y/N asked.

Nightmare had a mix of emotions ranging from annoyance to shock to anxiety. "How did you know?" He asked maintaining his composure. Y/N ignored it just to piss him off even more, playing the violin faster than before as if waiting for their imminent doom. "Answer me!"

Y/N paused. They looked at Nightmare sternly for a while. "You see but you do not observe. That's what Sherlock Holmes said to Dr. John Watson."

"And what does that have to do with this?"

"Almost every Sans has a possibility of having a brother, no?" Y/N smiled as if it should be so obvious. Nightmare didn't have any idea of their motive which annoyed him even more. "You just slipped out the fact that you have one. I'm guessing your brother is involved in this 'Star Sanses' group?"

"You pick up too fast." He retorted.

"Ah, I know. But I often can't help it." Y/N continued. "You must have brother issues then. Are you the older one or the younger one? I'm guessing younger."

"You got that wrong."

"I already know you're the older one, I just wanted to verify it."

"You're fucking toying with me right now."

"Then why are you still here?"

Nightmare didn't know what to answer. Why is he still staying when he knew he was playing right into their hands? "You're curious, aren't you? You're curious how I do it." Y/N said. Nightmare laughed at that absurd statement. "Your deduction skills? It's nothing to me."

"Ah silly." Y/N smiled again, and the smile disturbed Nightmare a lot. "I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about my violin skills. Are you impressed by my deduction skills? I'm flattered."

Why was this happening to Nightmare? He's the one who's supposed to put someone in a tight spot, not them. "Y'know, just because you have trauma and brother issues doesn't mean you should cause suffering to everyone's life when they did little to nothing with you. I say that's quite pathetic. If you want, I can actually give you a free prescription for your mental health issue." Y/N said and continued playing the violin. Nightmare just fell silent and listened to the song, his anger growing bit by bit through every beat. How could they stand there so confidently while he's sitting down disturbed?

🎶 Oh, brother of mine, brother of mine. 🎶

Nightmare heard the words coming from Y/N. They were making up a song in curiosity of how Nightmare would react next. Y/N somehow felt sadistic doing this. The sad violin they were playing was somehow in tune of the song they're composing.

🎶 The flowers bloom as your smile beams bright. 🎶

Nightmare scoffed. They were serious about this.

🎶 And the wind trails off on the path you like. 🎶

He gazed at the human. They were so annoyingly calm.

🎶 But brother of mine, I seem lost in your sight. 🎶

🎶 Because that path of yours never wanted mine. 🎶

🎶 And the stories said never granted me luck. 🎶

The song was getting faster. He couldn't get himself to shut the human up for a reason he did not wish to admit to himself.

🎶 And the friends you have didn't wish me alive. 🎶

🎶 Oh, brother of mine, I can't help but cry. 🎶

Y/N paused for suspense. "Wait, give me a second, my fingers are a bit sweaty." They wiped their hands off on their shirt and continued playing.

🎶 The lies intertwined as I reached for light. 🎶

🎶 But the spark I touched drifted far like the night. 🎶

🎶 And the skies turned red as the sun blacks out. 🎶

🎶 Oh, brother of mine, I committed a crime. 🎶

🎶 The flames of wrath spread wide too fast. 🎶

🎶 My tears meant nothing but a loner's fright. 🎶

🎶 And I lost your grasp, I can't find it back. 🎶

🎶 I have slept to drown all the memories we had. 🎶

🎶 It seems our ending never stayed the same. 🎶

🎶 Oh, brother of mine, it's time to say goodbye... 🎶

Y/N stopped and put down the instrument. They stretched their arms again. "This." They let out. "This is supposed to be the cliche of me singing Fight Song or Jar of Hearts etcetera etcetera. Instead, I made my own song and instead of a piano, it's a violin this time. I wonder why fanfictions mostly don't use violins for a character like me. Violins are actually cool."

Nightmare had no clue what they were talking about, but applauded them for the song. "You like pissing me off indirectly, huh?"

"I knew you'd know."

Nightmare stood up and approached them. He caressed their face wanting to answer the emotion he was having. "And what happens next to that cliche?" He asked.

"I should blush and you proceed to tease me and fall in love with me."

"But instead?"

Y/N punched the living hell out of Nightmare and exhaled. "Instead I punch you and you proceed to hate me."

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Writer - Hello guys. Yes, I made that poem. If you wish to use it, feel free. But please message me first and credit me. If you'd like to add more lines to my poem, feel free to do it as well. The poem is from Nightmare Sans's perspective.

"Brother of Mine"
By: -Xenon-Aqlas-

Oh, brother of mine, brother of mine.
The flowers bloom as your smile beams bright.
And the wind trails off on the path you like.
But brother of mine, I seem lost in your sight.
Because that path of yours never wanted mine.
And the stories said never granted me luck.

And the friends you have didn't wish me alive.
Oh, brother of mine, I can't help but cry.
The lies intertwined as I reached for light.
But the spark I touched drifted far like the night.
And the skies turned red as the sun blacks out.
Oh, brother of mine, I committed a crime.

The flames of wrath spread wide too fast.
My tears meant nothing but a loner's fright.
And I lost your grasp, I can't find it back.
I have slept to drown all the memories we have.
It seems our ending never stayed the same.
Oh, brother of mine, it's time to say goodbye...