Bad Sanses x Reader: Parody Version

Parody Fourteen - Traveling Through Clichés I

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Book: "Bad sanses x female reader"
Author: OfficialKzAngel
Chapter: 1
Site: Wattpad

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Silvya and Y/N teleported in a huge mansion. Y/N observed the living room with immense curiosity. Silvya dragged Y/N to hide underneath a sofa and the bad sanses#1 stomped their way in here too. There was only Nightmare#1, Dust Sans#1, Error Sans#1, Killer Sans#1, and Horror Sans#1. 'Huh.' Y/N thought. 'Cross hasn't joined yet.'

"Here she comes." Silvya whispered.

"Who's she-? Oh." Y/N stopped when they figured out it was their other version of themselves. "I see the Y/N here is female."

"Eh. Y/N males are not a common find." Silvya replied.

Y/N#1, the other version of Y/N, went downstairs and froze when they saw the bad sanses#1. The bad sanses#1 stared back at her, blushing suddenly.

"I can read them easily." Y/N said sneering. "Look at Nightmare#1, he's blushing for no reason, poor guy was invented to do so. Oh, he probably thinks that the short Y/N#1 is his soulmate. I mean, look at his face, any observer can read him."

"Pff, shh shh." Silvya held back their laughter. Their head hit the couch and it echoed in the living room. They were busted.

"Who's there?" Nightmare#1 said. Y/N sighed pitifully and revealed themselves with Silvya.

"Wh-who are you?" Y/N#1 asked her other gender-neutral version, Y/N.

"I'm you in a way." Y/N answered. They noticed the cream on her lips. "Wipe the ice cream off your face, by the way."

Y/N#1 blushed in embarrassment. "How'd you know I-?"

"How did you get in here?" Nightmare#1 said, still skeptical of the guest. "You're still suspicious, you know?"

"Ahahaha! Please, dear. Don't make me laugh." Silvya said. "For your information, you're the one who's suspicious with your group for trespassing in here too. And how did we get in here? I'm sorry, but how about how did YOU get in here?"

"Silvya, stop." Y/N sighed pitifully. "I did not sign up for this pointless conflict. Anyway, why aren't they falling for me too if I'm also a Y/N?"

"Well, this story isn't designed to fall in love with you. It's designed for Y/N#1 only. It will be like that too in other stories." Silvya answered.

"What the hell is going on in here?" Murder#1 said and pointed a bone at Y/N and Silvya. "Get out or I'll resort to killing you instead."

"How about you get out instead-?" Silvya paused when they noticed a Gaster behind Y/N#1. "Hey, look out!"

Y/N snatched a vase and threw it at the W.D. Gaster. It rotated so fast, it still rotated when it hit the monster. Y/N#1 was startled and went back up her room in fear. The bad sanses#1 had their mouths agape by the great physicality Y/N has. Murder#1 dropped the bones down and pretended he didn't do anything to them. "So where were we before we leave?" Y/N asked and turned at the bad sanses#1. They all stood their guard up and was sweating nervously.

"Uh... uh... what we mean is, we'll be leaving instead."

"Oh, don't bother. Besides, you have your Y/N#1 to deal with. She's pretty cute, huh?" Y/N winked. They were smiling because they were basically complimenting themselves. Silvya rolled their eyes and pushed them to chase after the Gaster in the next x-reader book.

When they were gone, the bad sanses#1 were silent, blinking slowly to check if it was a dream. Nightmare#1 pointed at the stairs, "GO GET HER YOU IDIOTS!" He declared.

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Book: "Prisoner...? (Bad Sanses x
             Human!Reader)"
Author: FandomFanatic
Chapter: 12. "Catching Feelings" P1
Site: Quotev

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"You mind moving your legs?" Cross#2 said, sitting on top of Y/N#2's lap.

"Oh, I'm so sorry Cross!" Y/N#2 apologized and moved their legs.

Cross#2 said it was fine, and pointed at the chocolate bar Y/N#2 had. Y/N#2 asked if they wanted some and split the chocolate bar in half. Before Y/N#2 could give it, the chocolate bar flew and dropped on the ground when both Y/N and Silvya plopped on the couch out of nowhere in between. Cross#2 and Y/N#2 blinked slowly, processing what just happened. Y/N faced Y/N#2 and Silvya faced Cross. "Um... hi?" They both said quietly.

"Y/N, don't stare at Y/N#2's eyes-" Silvya said and covered Y/N's eyes. "They can mimic the powers of anyone who stares at them. It's like a trigger."

"I see..." Y/N replied. They pushed Silvya's hand off. "Now, where's that Gaster?"

Cross#2 teleported to drag Y/N#2 far from the two strangers. He told them to stay behind him and summoned his knife. "Who are you people?!" Cross#2 said, pointing his knife at them.

"Oh, this again." Silvya sighed. "Let's make sure we hide better next time."

Y/N nodded in agreement. They kept their usual poker face. "We are the legendary saviors who has come to save- uh, your dear Y/N. I am their other version, you can call me other Y/N. Now, please cooperate accordingly and not overreact-"

"Wait, you're another Y/N?? And my Y/N is in danger?? Who is trying to harm them?? And where do you both come from?? Answer, now!" Cross#2 said demandingly.

"Well, he overreacted regardless." Y/N said.

Silvya shrugged. "Can't blame him."

A Gaster intervened between the argument. He looked mad and exasperated. "Why are you following me around?" He said to Y/N and Silvya. "You're ruining my intentions."

"Well, that's exactly why we're following you around. You don't have the right to interfere with other people's works, y'know?" Silvya said sneering.

"I do what is better for the multiverse and the Fandom itself. Characters like you should cease to exist." W.D. Gaster blasted Silvya with his gaster blaster, which they dodged.

"Creativity can come off in different forms, and you don't have the right to judge whether something is allowed or not. You're not the judge of the creators out there, boomer." Silvya threw an umbrella at him and it missed. W.D. Gaster gave them an are-you-kidding look.

"Do your thing, Y/N!" Silvya shouted and stanced themselves. Y/N grabbed the umbrella and lunged at W.D. Gaster from behind. They jumped on him and strangled his neck with the umbrella like a rider trying to calm down their horse. "Ugh, get off me!" W.D. Gaster demanded.

Y/N#2 tugged at Cross#2's scarf. "We have to help them." They insisted. "They're trying to save me."

Cross#2 glanced at their futile attempts to calm down the horse. He sighed. "Fine. If you say so." He pressed his knife hard on the ground and it cracked, tripping W.D. Gaster off. Y/N backflipped and pinned him with the umbrella. "Thanks, Cross#2." They said.

W.D. Gaster smacked his hand hard on the ground and a portal formed under him. He pulled Y/N with him and managed to escape. "Uh oh, not again." Silvya said and stopped at their tracks. They threw a chocolate bar at Y/N#2. "There's a chocolate bar for you to share. Sorry we ruined your date." They winked and left.

Y/N#2 and Cross#2 blushed and blinked slowly. They sat back on the couch still thinking they were in a dream. "Want some?" Y/N#2 asked. Cross#2 nodded and they broke the bar in half. They handed the other piece to Cross#2 and ate it while trying to forget what happened.