Bad Sanses x Reader: Parody Version

Parody Fifteen - Traveling Through Clichés II

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Book: "AVENOIR | Bad Sanses x
            Reader" (Book deleted)
Author: Ky0ko_
Chapter: Chapter 27: Annoying
                 Neighbors' Kids
Site: Wattpad

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Killer#3 and Y/N#3 were walking at the park together. A kid threw a water balloon at Y/N and chuckled with the other kids. "HEY!" Y/N #3 complained. They threw more water balloons at Killer and laughed harder from it. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A LOSERS-!"

"Correction, it's what losers." Y/N said from behind and startled the other kids. "By the way, throwing water balloons to strangers is rude. Didn't your parents teach you that?"

"Our parents didn't want to play with us, so we played with them instead!" A kid giggled.

Y/N sighed pitifully. "You poor kids. You are raised with awful parents. Anyway, I'll be back. Gotta find some meddling boomer."

Y/N left to search for W.D. Gaster. They went circles around the park and made a rude person wince when they told him his life story. To no avail, they went back to where they first landed and saw the bad sanses#3 with Y/N#3 having a water balloon fight with kids. They narrowed their eyes in confusion.

"GUYS! Use this!" Y/N#3 pointed to the bucket filled with water balloons. When they grabbed the balloons, they were boiling hot.

"These are filled with boiling water." Nightmare#3 grinned dementedly.

"What the? Are you serious?!" Y/N#3 picked up one. There was boiling water inside. She thought Dust#3 wanted her to avenge him. When she threw a hot water balloon to one of the kids, Y/N intervened and caught the balloon with their left hand. It popped and the hot water sizzled on their hand causing pain and a reddish palm. Y/N#3 and the bad sanses#3 were taken aback by their sudden appearance. Y/N glared at their other version so sternly, it made Y/N#3 wince.

"I'm disappointed in you, other me." Y/N said, still mad. "You dared to take an immature action towards these immature kids? I know they annoyed you first, but is it a reason to hurt them with boiling water? Do you realize the foolishness you've almost done? What if you hit their eyes? They would be blind if you do so. Report them instead of making things worse. It is not funny to hurt someone with these when they didn't even hurt you. You're old enough to know that, and they're kids with awful parents. Grow up."

Y/N#3 looked at the ground and Y/N thought they scolded their other version a bit too much. "I have to concur." Silvya appeared beside Y/N smiling. "Though, you didn't have to be too harsh, you know? Maturity doesn't grow from age, it grows from experience. She's still you, Y/N. You're just mentally older."

Y/N sighed pitifully. "Yeah, maybe I overdid it. Forgive me, Y/N#3. Just don't do it again."

"Fun fact: My name is inspired from here." Silvya said. "There is a character named Sylvia here, and she's a total bitch. I'm the opposite of her." They stuck their tongue out for a cute expression. Y/N cringed.

"Anyway, instead of hurting the kids..." Silvya pointed at W.D. Gaster, who was waiting for the opportunity to delete Y/N#3 out of existence. "This guy right here wants to kill your Y/N#3, bad sanses#3. So why don't we continue the game by throwing the hot water balloons at him instead? Whoever throws the most wins."

They all looked at W.D. Gaster. He smiled sheepishly.

"Charge!" One of the kids yelled and threw their water balloons at him. Y/N#3 with her bad sanses#3 followed by example.

"Hey- stop!" W.D. Gaster protested and kept wiping his eyes. Silvya tied him with their chains and Y/N choked him from behind with their umbrella. "Give up, Gaster. We can talk this out." Silvya said.

"And you're not teleporting this time." Y/N added.

"Woah, other me is a badass." Y/N#3 whispered to Killer#3.

"I know, right? Can be charming if you want too." Y/N said to Y/N#3 and winked.

Silvya gagged. "Ugh, please don't flirt yourself, it's so weird."

W.D. Gaster tapped his foot and a portal formed behind Silvya. It sucked all three of them and closed after that. Y/N#3 and the bad sanses#3 blinked slowly and thought if it was their imagination playing tricks at them.

The kids approached Y/N#3 and said "Sorry we ruined your date with him. We promise we won't do it to anyone ever again." They smiled and waved goodbye. Y/N#3 automatically smiled and responded to them.

"You were DATING KILLER??" Nightmare#3 said after a moment of silence.

Killer#3 held his hand up. "Wait no- I can explain-"

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Book: " 'Yandere' bad Sanses x
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Author: OfficialKzAngel
Chapter: Get Yo' Holy Water Ready!
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Need not worry. I do not include matured scenes in my writing.

Y/N and Silvya rolled on the ground with W.D. Gaster nowhere to be found. When Y/N grunted and stood up, they saw Y/N#4 tied on a comfortable chair with the bad sanses#4 looking at her lustfully. It was disrupted when they noticed Y/N and Silvya. "What the- who are you?!" Nightmare#4 said, annoyed as hell.

"Are you mad because we ruined your date?" Silvya stood up and smirked. "Or rather, your attempted rape?"

"What?!" Y/N#4 screamed, struggling to get out with a blindfold on. "Were you about to fucking rape me?! This was the punishment??"

"Hey, calm down other me. I know it's irrational and stupid, but screaming won't resolve it." Y/N said while wearing their poker face. "And it's actually disgusting to try and, erm, rape the other version of me. I feel threatened myself."

"Get the hell out of here!" Error#4 bellowed and whipped blue strings toward Y/N and Silvya. They dodged it one by one and Y/N jumped high above Horror#4 and kicked him on the face. A total knock-out.

"What is going on?!" Y/N#4 wailed. Silvya untied her on the seat and removed her blindfold.

"Don't worry, other me. You're saved." Y/N winked. "You're pretty short by the way. I thought you were a kid."

"We're not even doing anything wrong to her!" Killer#4 complained when Y/N crossed his arms. "We're just trying to show and make out love from Y/N, whether she likes it or not!"

Y/N pretended they cared, but really, they gave zero fucks. "So basically, you're declaring you were trying to rape her."

"Yes- I mean, no!"

"Lunatic."

They punched Killer#4 and knocked him out. The others backed down as Silvya glared at them deliberately. "And I thought my Killer was the worst version. Silly me to jump to conclusions." Y/N said and held out their hand for Y/N#4 to stand up. "The lady shouldn't be mistreated." They said and winked.

"Thanks." Y/N#4 said and stood up.

"They'll wake up soon. And if they try to rape you again when we leave, use this." Silvya gave her a taser. "It electrifies your enemies and at the same time alerts me when you're in trouble. Don't worry, the creator's got our backs."

"This is not fair." Cross#4 whined. "Now I can't fuck my Y/N senpai-"

Y/N kicked him on the jaw and he catapulted on the ceiling and on the ground. "Oops. I went a bit tad far there. They're too fanon and zero canon."

"Eh, don't worry. He's just unconscious. Besides, we have a boomer to chase." Silvya pointed at W.D. Gaster escaping with a portal again. They both followed him and the portal closed.

Y/N#4 blinked slowly and studied the taser. A handy weapon.

The bad sanses#4 still kept their distance at Y/N#4 because of the weapon. Y/N#4 smirked. "Well, this can be fun." She said.