"so," neck asked one Sunday morning at the vekkvast tableé "what's work been like?"
"Not good so far. My boss is yelling at me bc I keep hitting on guests but he just doesn't understand me #notlikeotherchildren😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏"
"Wow."
"Yeah. Well I have to go to work now, seeya broski💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶"
Chilé zoomed out the window, crashing through it leaving a million cuts on his animorphed ass face, that stupid cunt bitch.
Suddenly a knock came booming at the door, a knock only Neck would know.
"Eddie?" He asked from behind the door.
"The one and only." Eddie Sheerie replied, grinning from ear-to-ear, though Neck couldn't see it.
Neck swung the door open and jumped to hug Ed Sheeran, who immediately pressed a gun to his back?!?!!!?!!??!??!!??!!??!??!!?!?!!??!??!???!???!?????!!??!!??!??!??!??!??!?!?!??!??!?????!?!?!!??!??!!??!?????!?!?!??!?????!?!!????!!!!?!?!!!??!!!?!!?!??!?!!??!??!??!??!?
"Hold still Neck, you're under arrest."
"Hold still girlie, you've got my roommate there.🥶🥶🥶" Childe appears behind Ed, holding him as scissorpoint.
Childe thrusts the scissors into Ed's back, slashing it across his catboy skin.
Ed hisses, yanking away to the right, leaving Neck to run away. Neck dashes into the house and up the stairs.
"You wretch! How could you do this?!" Ed screeches so high-pitched that all the windows break and Childe's eyes roll back in his head and he faints!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!
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(In the hospital)
They were in the hospital-- Childe and Neck, that is-- Childe was laying down in a hospital bed with neck guiltily watching him
The Leprechaun from the Hood walks in, he's the doctor!!!!!!!
"OMG CAN U GIMME A AUTOGRAFFITI????????" BELLOWS NECK IN A HORIZONTAL SHOUT
"NO LEAVE U BITCH"
"OK"
NECK DIDNT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT, ALL HE KNEW WAS THAT HE COULDNT LOSE CHILDE.
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sneck into my heart | neck x shrek
Romancea tragic tale of love, betrayal, and triumph. a story for the ages. new yourk time bstsuller skrttt tiddies🐴🐴🐴 gae😈😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉 don't make fun of me bc im emo this is completely serious👹👹👹👹👹rawr😫😫😫 btw........ ever snorted a titty????? t...
