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sneck into my heart | neck x shrek

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a tragic tale of love, betrayal, and triumph. a story for the ages. new yourk time bstsuller skrttt tiddies🐴🐴🐴 gae😈😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉 don't make fun of me bc im emo this is completely serious👹👹👹👹👹rawr😫😫😫 btw........ ever snorted a titty????? t...

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Neck needs to convince Shrek to take him to the Ed x Trisha wedding. But how🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Childe was invited but does not want to go :((((((((( sad :(((((((((
"Hey👋 Necky😏 Boy🤪" Childe greeted Neck in the morning at the breakfast table, smiling 
"Um hey" the sky suddenly grew reddddd👀👀👀👀👀
"What's going on????🥶🥶🥶🥶💯💯💯💯" Childe shat.
Suddenly lightning McQueen came out of nowhere and fell on childe's bitch ass head.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm back bitches. And I don't wanna HEAR that I'm aCtInG dIfFeReNt"
"Oh nkooonkokooonoukfhhjdfggjvtjmlljj!!!!" Screamed Necky boy. 
He pulls a sword from his pocket and begins to slash at Lighting McQueen 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😏😳😳😳
Shrek appeared from the window and sighed
"Just another day of being the hottest emo detective in the swamp😒😒😒😒😒😒" he sighed.
"OMIGOODNISHGRASHUS!!!! SHQ!!!" NECK SCREECHED INTO THE ALMIGHTY VOID OF DARKNESS THAT WAS SHREKS HEART #BROCKEN #EMO #NOONEUNDERSTANDSME #NOTLIJETGEOTHEROGRES
SHREK BURST THROYGH THE WALL YELLING "OH YEAH" LIKE KOOL ASS MAN AND STARTED PULVERIZING LIGHTNING MCSTUPID IN THE THE Forehead
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                                He said, pulverizingly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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He said, pulverizingly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And then he pulls a fast one on Shrek and stabs him in the arm with his hands that have now replaced his wheels 
Shrek is thrown into a wall and gets thrown through 5 layers of glass and flies into New York city
Neck uses his SUPER POWERSSSSSSS?!?!?!!!?!??!!!? AND SAVES SHAQAQAQA AND OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG ITS SO ROMANTICCCCCCCCCCC❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🤍🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🧤🧷🎸🎳🏀🥇🥈🥉🏆🎂🚊🔪🔪🔪🥄🔪🍿🧀🍑🍒🐙🦍🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
"Neckmm..m.....will you go to Trisha and Ed's wedding with me🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤪🥰🥰🥰🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌"
"O mi gawd I thot u wuld never ass!" Neck bellowed hotly "of curse I shall gurt with yew!!!!!"
And they flew off onto the sunset and killed an entire airplane on their way (a/n: cute🥺)
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