Ed showed up to work that day looking...weird. Something had happened.
"How is your girlfriend?" Shrek asked after he got over the oddness of Ed's appearance
"UHHHHH she's good...she's been at home a lot lately."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
WELL THAT FUCKING HAPPENED IG thought Shrek later on, and then he realized he still had work to do.
But the thought lingered a little longer than he intended, and it was almost too much to bear.
BUT NO! that was unprofessional. The fact that Eddie Sheerie looked preggers was just an illusion of his clothing, or perhaps a prank he was trying to play. It couldn't be true that he was...preganant?? No. Never.
Hmmm. Idk chief seems a lil sus ....
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