this chapter is dedicated to 69bestgamer420, the best gamer in all the land, and the biggest supporter of this fic.
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Neck was going to need a cover-up, something quick and snappy, but what? And, more importantly, who?
He was a murderer. Neck killed someone. Granted, it was all for the right reasons, but dealing with that concept is never truly easy.
Lightning McQueen was a bitch ass hoe tho, so, eh.
"OMG 😳😳😳😳😳sheq💕💕💕" said Neck, thinking about his crush once again!!! Sparks flew into his ribcage, kind of like acid, breaking down his bones and making Neck a puddle of flesh and gore.
Suddenly, Neck got a call from someone...but who could it be👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
SHREK
(a/n: it was Shrek u guys...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" NECK PANICKED AND IMMEDIATELY REVIVED HIMSELF TO TALK TO SHK, BUTTERFLIES RISING UP HIS NOSTRILS
HE PUCKED OPE THE FONE
"H-H-H-H-HI SHQQQQQ!!!!!!" NECK SAID, VOICE QUIET AND SMALL
"HELLO. COME TO THE POLICE STATION."
"OOOOOOOOOOOK....." NECK REPLIED, HE WAS HOPING FOR A MORE WELCOMING GREETING, BUT ALAS...
"BYE"
"B-B-B-B-B-BYE"
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sneck into my heart | neck x shrek
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