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this chapter is dedicated to 69bestgamer420, the best gamer in all the land, and the biggest supporter of this fic.

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Neck was going to need a cover-up, something quick and snappy, but what? And, more importantly, who?

He was a murderer. Neck killed someone. Granted, it was all for the right reasons, but dealing with that concept is never truly easy.

Lightning McQueen was a bitch ass hoe tho, so, eh.

"OMG 😳😳😳😳😳sheq💕💕💕" said Neck, thinking about his crush once again!!! Sparks flew into his ribcage, kind of like acid, breaking down his bones and making Neck a puddle of flesh and gore.

Suddenly, Neck got a call from someone...but who could it be👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

SHREK

(a/n: it was Shrek u guys...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" NECK PANICKED AND IMMEDIATELY REVIVED HIMSELF TO TALK TO SHK, BUTTERFLIES RISING UP HIS NOSTRILS

HE PUCKED OPE THE FONE

"H-H-H-H-HI SHQQQQQ!!!!!!" NECK SAID, VOICE QUIET AND SMALL

"HELLO. COME TO THE POLICE STATION."

"OOOOOOOOOOOK....." NECK REPLIED, HE WAS HOPING FOR A MORE WELCOMING GREETING, BUT ALAS...

"BYE"

"B-B-B-B-B-BYE"

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