a tragic tale of love, betrayal, and triumph.
a story for the ages.
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skrttt tiddies🐴🐴🐴 gae😈😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉
don't make fun of me bc im emo this is completely serious👹👹👹👹👹rawr😫😫😫
btw........ ever snorted a titty????? t...
Neck looked lovely in his banana suit and tie with Santa clitses on it 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Shrek was wearing his classic ninja suit covered in piss 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🧀🧀🧀
Trisha looked fabulous in her Crocs and sweatsuit from Justice 🥺
Ed looked like a butt cheek on a stick in a fur suit of Charles Entertainment Cheese😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐀
As Trisha walked down the aisle, Ed began tearing up. Neck, sitting next to Shrek, wondered if that would ever be them. If they could be such a happy couple.
No!!!! That's was Stupids!!! Shrimp would never love a murderer like Neck!!
Whether Ed was crying or not was not clear-- the fursuit helmet covered his face
"Ladies and gentlecatboys, we are gathered here today to join this woman and this ginger in holy matrimony." The priest said-- but wait-- that was no priest!!! That was Pitbull!! OMG!! Mr Worldwide was officiating the Ed x Trisha wedding!!!!!!
The "I do"'s were said, and Sheek could only think if he would ever say those with Neck...😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤪🥺🍑
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The reception was bootyfill. Shrek was the DJ, Neck was dancing ballet for the crowd, and Trisha and Ed were very very happyyyyyy ❤️💋😺😻😽💕💍🆒
Neck's ballet outfit was gowjys. He looked perfect.
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Shrek had taken a break from his DJ job to watch Neck. Eventually, he had found the confidence to move to the front and see Neck up close.
His dancing had a certain enchantment, a certain spark that lit inside it. Delicate. Peaceful. Everything that Neck represented, and that Shrek wished he could be.
Childe's dj-ing was fucking garbage, and Neck was beginning to lose his clarity with the music. He was tripping.
Neck daintily stumbled and fell to the floor, too far away for Shrek to catch.
Neck got back up, because he was a strong uwu
He glided across the floor towards Shrek, and Shrek could feel his heart beat out of his chest and he might have got cardiac arrest (a/n: omg that rhymessssss lollololololololol im so quirkieeewe)
Childe was REALLY FUCKINF BAD AT VEING A DJ, like reeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy badddddd
NECK TRIPPIOHKED INTO SHREC'S ARMS!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
The world was spinning with Neck right there in reach, and Shrek knew he should have denied all this, but oh, just to savor this moment-- that would be perfect.
So he did.
😏😏😏😏😏You can guess what happened next😏😏😏😏😏😏😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👹
