This chapter was written entirely by 69bestgamer420
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(Btw some parts are gone they just got lost ig sucks to be u)--
Sherk was in his gowjus apartment in nyc, pondering what farquad had suggested. If he told fartsquad to kidnap neck, then not only would Shrek go to jail if fartquad failed (which he usually did, that motherfucking bitch ass fuckup) and neck might be angry at him and filet his bones. person_tipping_handperson_tipping_handperson_tipping_hand
On the other hand, it would be pulverizingly gae, and neck might be into it smirksmirksmirksmirksmirksmirksmirksmirksmirkwearywearywearywearywearyweary
So Shriek decided to message neckie boy and ask for his opinion.
Xx_Shrek_xX
Hey neckie heart_eyesheart_eyespleading_facekissing_heart🫦🫦neckuwu
What it's literally 3am unamusedunamusedXx_Shrek_xX
I need to ask u smth...... pleading_facepleading_facepoint_rightpoint_leftneckuwu
Then hurry up you bitch ass motherfucker ragerageragetriumphtriumphXx_Shrek_xX
W-w-w-w-w-well.. point_rightpoint_left I-I-I was thinking.. pleading_facepleading_faceneckuwu
Spit it out you stinky green bitch rageragerageragerageragerageragewoman_guardwoman_guardwoman_guardsnakesnakeXx_Shrek_xX
NECK!!!!!! YOU KNOW THAT STINKY GREEN IS TRIGGERING TO ME!!!1 ITS TRAUMATIZING!!!! sobsobrageragetriumph
YKNOW WHAT. THATS IT. NECK.... WE'RE OVER!!!!!neckuwu
Shaq!!!,,,,, It was just a prank bro!! Please don't do this to me! wearywearywearywearysobsobsobXx_Shrek_xX
Naw bitch! This is the last time you disrespect me!, I never want to see you again, you fucking dollar store giraffe!!!woman_in_manual_wheelchairwoman_in_manual_wheelchairwoman_in_manual_wheelchairwoman_in_manual_wheelchairwoman_in_manual_wheelchair
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sneck into my heart | neck x shrek
Romancea tragic tale of love, betrayal, and triumph. a story for the ages. new yourk time bstsuller skrttt tiddies🐴🐴🐴 gae😈😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉 don't make fun of me bc im emo this is completely serious👹👹👹👹👹rawr😫😫😫 btw........ ever snorted a titty????? t...