The next day, Shrek was still getting nowhere with his case, and his partner, Ed, seemed a bit off.
Ed was always rushing to the restrooms to throw up.
Ed was always throwing tantrums bc he didn't get his palm oil + chocolate milk mix just right.
Shrek didn't want to let it bother him, but JESUS. What the fuck.
"Haha Ed broski, r u liek pregahnant or sum🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐"
"NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT ME AND TRISHA ARENT EVEN MARRIED YET I WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX BEFURE MAWWAIGE THATS A SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"r u sure dawg..."
"Trisha Paytas and Ed Sheeran are a normal couple, we are Christians and we only get on our knees for ✝️JESUSSS✝️ 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲"
"OKOK fine whatever u say dude..."
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sneck into my heart | neck x shrek
Romancea tragic tale of love, betrayal, and triumph. a story for the ages. new yourk time bstsuller skrttt tiddies🐴🐴🐴 gae😈😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉 don't make fun of me bc im emo this is completely serious👹👹👹👹👹rawr😫😫😫 btw........ ever snorted a titty????? t...
