Andrew, Steve, Matt, the Man and all of their friends and family- but as incorrect quotes. If the quote comes from a movie, show, or book, it will be mentioned.
Harry: Stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
The Man: Well of course I have!
The Man: Have YOU ever tried going mad without power?
The Man: It's boring.
The Man: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Andrew: ...That's a coma.
The Man: Sounds festive.
Andrew, pointing: Can I sit there?
Steve: That's my lap.
Andrew: That doesn't answer my question, Steve.
Andrew *Accidentally hits Harry in the face*
Andrew: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Andrew: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Harry: What's wrong with you?!
Matt: Where are you going?
The Man : To get Starbucks or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
Matt: Can you keep a secret?
Normie: Do you know anything about my life?
Matt: No I do not. Good point.
Steve: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Andrew: Killed without hesitation.
Steve: No!
The Man, drunk: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Harry: Babe, go to sleep.
The Man: What gif I don't want to?
Harry: Fuck you!
The Man, to unposessed Matt: You know, our Matt Garretty may have been evil, *raises hands* but you're just a dick! (Source: The Flash, Season 2, Episode 5 "The Darkness and The Light" [Spoken by Cisco Ramon to Harrison Wells of Earth 2])
Andrew: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Matt: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!
Harry: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
The Man: Stop romanticizing the past.
Steve: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Matt: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Matt: You're right.
Andrew: That's... That's a weird thing for you to say. Did you just learn it?
The Man: Ok, maybe playing the 'whose family is most dysfunctional' game isn't the best idea we've ever had. Andrew's been crying in the bathroom for an hour and I can't get him out.
The Man, to Matt: I admire you, Matthew. It takes a special kind of idiot to actually get dumber with time. (Source: Arrow, Season 5, Episode 22, "Missing" [Spoken by Malcolm Merlyn to Oliver Queen])
Andrew: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?
The Man, not looking up: A Blind Cavefish.
Andrew:
Andrew: fsh
The Man: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Normie: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Harry: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl!
The Man: Okay!
Harry: And make out during the scary parts!
The Man: Th-
The Man: The scary parts.
The Man: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Andrew, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Steve: You did WHAT?!?
Matt: William Snakepeare.
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Tales Of The Telekinetic
RandomBased on true events. Partly based on the 2012 movie Chronicle. Short stories, information, and an inside look on a telekinetic named Andrew, his life after death, and how he single singlehandedly made the impossible pos...
