Joker Imagines 💚

Bored

You were bored out of your mind with nothing to do. You were tired of social media & you didn't feel like baking anything so why not mess with most chaotic man in Gotham City.

You made your way to his office, thinking of things you could do to get on his nerves .

You knocked on his office door waiting for permission to go in. You opened the door slowly to see him leaned back in his chair on the phone.

"So when the fuck are they going to ship it?" He ask the person on the other side of the phone.

You walked around his office messing with his things.
"Ohh what's this?" You said picking up an unknown item of his.

"Don't touch that baby" he say staring at you with his icy blue eyes warning you.

You put it down & walked up to him, sitting on his lap.
"I don't care what you, just make sure my shit get here on time" he said before hanging up the phone.
"What's up baby?"

"Nothing, I'm just bored" you say while playing with his shirt.

He scoffed.
"Bored huh"

"Yep"

"Well you came to the wrong place baby" he say, opening the first few button on his shirt.

"No i didn't" you say, getting off his lap & sitting on his desk.
"I got some question I want to ask you & be honest"

"Look doll im not in the fucking mood to play 21 questions alright"

"Why?" You questioned.

"Because daddy is fucking tired" he say, rubbing his face in exhaustion.

"Well I don't care" you say boldly.
"If I was rabbit, would you date me"

"What the fuck kind of question is this?" he looked at you like you were stupid.

You laughed knowing that he would react that way.
"Just answer the question daddy"

"No, I don't date fucking animals sweetheart"

"Okay, what's your favorite sex position?"

"Ion know baby you tell me" he say with a smirk on his face.

You look down smiling shyly.
"Umm i don't know"

"Yes you do baby, say it"

You laugh a little.
"Missionary?"

"Why baby?" he say, leaning towards you & placing his cold hands on you thighs.

"Because you like looking at my pretty face" you say looking at him, hoping you said the right thing.

"That's right" he grinned.

You smile childishly.

"Now let me ask you a question" he said, a serious look on his face.
Your heart pounded in your chest, not knowing what he was going to ask.

"What's your favorite thing you like daddy to do you?"

"What do you mean?" You asked confused, not really knowing what he meant.

"You know what I fucking mean doll" he said aggressively.

You thought for a second & then it clicked. He's still talking about sex.
You looked down shyly, not really wanting to answer the question.

"Umm i don't know daddy" you say lowly.

"Yes you do" he said, lifting your face up so you could look at him.
"Tell daddy, I don't judge" he say, a wicked grin forming on his lips.

"I like when ... I like it when you eat me out" you say the last part so he couldn't hear you.

"I didn't fucking hear you" he say while squeezing you thigh.

"I like it when you eat me out" you say looking at him.
"Can we stop now" you whined.

He laughed wickedly.
"Nah baby we're just getting started"

"Huh"

"You heard me" his face got serious.
"Now open your fucking legs"

"Yes sir" you whispered.

You wasn't bored anymore.