Joining the Hats

Chapter 8: Duck you auto fort

Ross's POV:
Seeing Mia again was fun we caught up again, I even went back to her place and met up with Lizzy again we laughed for ages just talking about all the dumb stuff we did. I got into the office and saw that Mia wasn't in hers so I quickly slipped into her room. I took out a big fake spider from my bag and put it on top of her shelf where she would see it but it was still not to noticeable. I quickly got out of her room and just saw her walk out of the hat room, what was she doing in there only Smith was in there at the moment. "Hey Ross," she smiled and waved as I walked by. I smiled and waved back. I was just about to walk into my office when Mia yelled. "ROSS YOU TWAT." I fist pumped the air and walked in. "What was that all about," Smith asked as I walked in. "Mia said hello to Cyril the spider."
"Cyril the spider," Smith questioned.
"In grade 7 I brought this biggish fake spider and put it in Mia's bag when she wasn't looking and she had a fit when she saw it and we called it Cyril."
"Ok then." The door opened again and Trott walked in. Mia's head just popped around the corner as the door was closing. "Ross I'm keeping Cyril he fits my room just nicely." I gave her the thumbs up and went to my desk. "Who's Cyril," Trott asked. I groaned I was going to have to explain again. So I explained. "Ok then." Trott just sat at his desk. I walked up to Mia's door around lunch and she was sitting on her bean bag on her iPad. "What are you doing," I asked trying to look over her iPad. "Nothing of your concern," she quickly closed it down and put it beside her. I picked it up and was about to walk out realising it had a password. "Damn it then," I handed it back. "but what were you doing, come on it can't be that bad seriously." Mia quickly typed something in and then turned it around. "That really."It was pictures of kittens.
"No I was reading fanfics, not the bad dirty kind."
"Of who."
"You really want to know, your like my big brother. Though I'm older."
"Come on I won't tell if it was of Hatfilms."
"Sure you won't, but no it was of Dan and Phil." I just gave her the thumbs up and smiled. "So why are you actually in here then," she asked. I had almost forgot why I was in there in the first place. "You forgot didn't you."
"No, I was going to ask why you were in the hat room this morning when Smith was the only one in there."
"Because."
"Come on tell, I won't say a thing to Trott or Smith."
"Fine but promise."
"Cross my heart and hope to die."
"Careful what you wish for." I knew if I said a word to the other two she was going to kill me. "I have a mini crush on Smith."
"Just a mini crush."
"Fine a crush but not a big crush and plus I wanted to ask him something."
"Oh really what."
"Oh nothing." I heard the beep of a message on Mia's phone and looked over it was a text form Smith. "You were asking for his number."
"You say anything to anyone and you die. By the way he also gave me yours and Trott's." I made a cross on my chest, put my hands up and left.

Smith's POV:
Mia asked if she could have my number to maybe hang out sometimes, I gave her Trott's and Ross's as well.
Smith- Hey just checking that this is the right number
Mia- Yeah, and Ross knows that I have,your number
Smith- Does he just
I told Trott that I gave Mia his number he didn't mind and I forgot to tell Ross.
Smith- Ross knows that you have his number to right
Mia- Yeah
Smith- So do you want to hang out sometime or something
I was trying to make it sound like we were just friends I didn't want to freak her out. I heard Ross laughed and Mia hadn't text back for a bit so I assumed that they were talking to each other.
Mia- You love me
Smith- What!?
Mia- Shit, sorry. I was meant to send that to Ross
Mia- oh geez that just sounded really weird
I started laughing the did sound a bit weird but it was still really funny.
Mia- Are you creeped out now
Smith- Just a little bit
Mia- Oh and btw yeah I would love to :)
Ross laughed. "Are you creeped out now Smith," he said. Mia must have screen shotted that and sent it to him I was hoping that she didn't get in the part where I practically asked her out.
Smith- So how long have you and Ross been best fried steak for
Mia- Best fried steak????????
Smith- Oh god I swear I typed friend
Smith- Auto fort is ruining my life
Smith- PMIs
Mia- Omg I'm dying
Smith- pmsl, Auto fern
(Pmsl- Pissing my self laughing)
Mia- Truck it
Smith- Autocorrect. And yes I will truck it
Mia- Omg fuck it. I can't type I'm laughing so much
Smith- Your killing me here
Mia- I'm actually crying now
Smith- Oh no don't crime
Mia- Amish stop killing me
Mia- FML Smith*
Smith- aim going to leave now
Smith- IM* FUCK YOU AUTOCRAT
Mia- Haha ok I will have a laughing fit then I have to record
Smith- Ok, bye
Mia- Ta ra.
I wiped my eyes because I realised I was laughing so much that I was crying a bit to. "Smith you right over there," Trott asked.
"Yeah just laughing at autocorrect fails with Mia." Trott laughed. "What happened." I showed him and Ross and they laughed their arses off. That was probably the best autocorrect fails I have ever seen.

Autocorrect fail inspired by a conversation I had with my best friend where I typed best fried steak and then various forms of autocorrect including auto fort and auto fern.
Don't you just love autocorrect sometimes, I sure do (sarcasm).