Joining the Hats

Chapter 16: Birthday

Mia's POV:
It was getting close to Ross' birthday and I wanted to celebrate it like we did as kids, just for this once. The weekend before Lizzy came down from London and stayed at my place and so did Ross we were just going to be the total idiots we were. We chose to not get drunk and just muck around like we were kids again. "So Liz any boyfriends yet," Ross asked. Liz's face lit up like a Christmas tree. "Wholly shit Liz you so do," I was getting excited.
"Why was I not told this," Ross said.
"Hey I wasn't told either, now Liz spill."
"Dan asked me out a few days ago."
"Bitch and you didn't tell me I should get to slap you now."
"Sorry that I didn't tell you guys, Dan didn't want anyone else to know just yet, hell even Phil didn't know until yesterday." I hugged Liz. "Take a me with you to meet them, because wholly shit." Liz laughed. "You kinda can't get with Phil anymore though."
"Excuse me," Ross said raising an eyebrow.
"Mia liked Phil but now she has a boyfriend."
"Who I am very happy with so I don't need Phil, although I still think she is cute." We all laughed. "So what are we doing," Ross asked.
"We have a choice of kids movies or scary movies." I let them think about it for a second. "KIDS MOVIES!" We all shouted at the same time them laughed. It was good to be back together and hanging out like old times. We watched The Lion King, 1, 2 and 3 and I never thought about it before but I almost cried when Mufasa died. (SORRY IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT YET IM SO SO SO SORRY). I looked over at Liz she was crying and Ross was hugging a pillow tightly. I smiled and wiped my eyes before the tears fell.

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It was one day after Ross's birthday and Smith, Trott and I were in the yogscast kitchen making one giant kinder bar for Ross. I stood slightly off camera whilst the two explained, what was they were doing. They were just getting to the unwrapping part and that's where I was helping. Smith started doing a Jamie Oliver impression and I was laughing at it. Some people said I sounded Australian, that's probably because my grandparents and mum came from Australia. They were putting the chocolate in and it was very hard to not just take a piece and eat it, I loved kinder just as much as Ross did. We put a few in and Smith manages to burn himself. "Ow it's really hot water," he exclaims laughing.
"No shit Sherlock," I say. Trott pours some water out so Smith doesn't burn himself again. Trott and I weren't breaking the pieces up just to make it harder and it was quite funny. Smith had bought some dog chocolates as a joke to say that we made the kinder cake out of dog chocolates. "Trott try one," Smith said. Trott opened the bag and sniffed it. "Doesn't smell like chocolate."
"How about the wolf try one," Smith said still mixing the chocolate around. Trott handed me the bag and I took out one and ate it. I made such a face, the camera happened to turn to me at that time as well. "Surprisingly it tastes sweet," I said.
"The texture is fucking weird," Trott said. We continued to melt the chocolate. Turps walks in and Trott gives him a dog chocolate and he spits it out. "These two finished it," Smith said. "Well obviously Mia is going to like it she's a wolf," Turps said. "Yeah it was so good," I said sarcastically. When we had just put it in the fridge, Trott dipped in a plastic dagger to make the shagger, a dagger made of shit. It looked so beautiful. We came back a few hours later to see if it was solidified yet, it had and so had the shagger. We started to put the reeses pieces on the top saying twat bit then we decided on GFY and put the shagger at the front. We took it to Ross and after he had taken a bit we said it was made of dog chocolates. Ross actually ate one of the dog chocs, he said that he had tried one before as he had dogs and was curious. Well I can't blame him when I was younger I had a dog and I was dared to eat actual dry dog food but secretly I was actually curious at what it tasted like. The rest of the day was pretty fun they gave pieces of the chocolate block out to everyone. Smith gave me the tiniest piece. "But but I love kinder," I said.
"No, kinder for you," he was just being a general twat now. I ate the bit that he gave me and held out my hands. "Please sir may I have some more," quoting Oliver Twist.
"More, more she says." Ross then gave me half of the extra kinder that he had. "See at least someone's nice to me." Smith poked his tongue out at me. "That's why I didn't give you much because we were going to give you half of the unused kinder."
"Well that's something at least." They continued to give people parts of the massive kinder block.