Wait, I'm where? (Book 1: Nekoma) (Haikyū!!)

Page 14.33 "Timeline? Ruined, Fourth wall? Broken, Hotel?" (Shooping pt. 2)

(Remi POV)

After a bunch of outfits, and hyena laughs from Kuroo -- he should seriously get that checked out by the way, that is not okay -- we were finally able to buy everything and get out of the store. We then continued our walk around the mall.

For some reason, it seemed more calm than usual.. calm before the storm, amiright? Tsumi hadn't clung to Bokutō in a while, and there were a few casual "dEKKUU"'s -- wrong anime -- a few casual "Iwa-chan"'s -- wait a minute, That's not normal at all! Immediately I start whipping my head around, and whaddya know, Iwaizumi and Oikawa are simply walking around the mall too.

I really wanna go up to Flattykawa and tell him he should've gone to Shiratorizawa. Ah well, introvert me says no.

I simply ignore the two, and continue about my day, humming an Encanto song because it's stuck in my head again.

"Those songs don't come out until 2021, stop ruining the timeline" I hear Akaashi whisper as he approaches me

"I will when you stop breaking the fourth wall, I worked hard on that" I whisper back

(Akaashi POV)

It was time. Time to use the last resort, because the creator -- I mean Korral -- (same thing, but okay) ran out of ideas.

And so, I caught up to Tsumi, who looked as though she was in her own little world.

"Tsumi-san, can we talk?" I question

"Huh?" Tsumi snaps out of her trance "Yeah? What's up Akaashi?"

"Ah.. well, I wanted to say... So..." I started, I really had a hard time saying it. Will it even work? "You know how.. you and Bokutō-san are... erm...?"

"Oh, you wanna say that you also like Bokutō.. huh..?" Tsumi finishes for me

I nod slowly

How embarrassing, this won't even work.

"Geez, it seems like everyone doesn't want us together. Like seriously, do you know how many people talked about that with me today?" Tsumi scoffs

As I suspected, it's not working.

"But maybe it's a sign..." Tsumi starts "I mean, I hate to admit it, but Bokutō doesn't seem that interested in me either. And all these people are telling me we're not good together"

I wouldn't really call it a sign, it's more of one jealous person and three helpers. But if it works it works.

"I give up on Bokutō." Tsumi sighs "You can have him, Akaashi-kun, I don't mind. Plus.. I think I like someone else better..."

I can see a faint blush come across Tsumi's face as she says that last part.

"Really? I'm honestly surprised you were able to move on so... quickly.." I mumble "Might I ask who it is?"

"Oh... Well y'know, that new boy you were hanging out with.. Remi..?" Tsumi blushes as she pushes her hair behind her ears

Huh.. so Korral's plan to "woo" her actually worked. Well, I guess that makes sense, xem and Bokutō-san are pretty similar after all. Both idiotic as hell, except Bokutō-san is cute idiotic, Korral's just idiotic idiotic. (Excuse you, I happen to be a grade ahead.) Stfu Korral, you're still dumb as hell. (Fourth wall who? I don't know them)

"Ah, I see, that does make sense" I nod

"Gaah! I can't believe I just told you! Please don't tell him! I wanna do it myself!!" Tsumi holds her cheeks and squirms around nervously