Percabeth One Shots

Don't Mess With Percabeth

Hi! My name is Leia Walker, the most beautiful girl at Goode High. I have dirty blonde hair with blonde highlights that I curl everyday, a spray tan, hazel eyes, and a 5 foot 6 inches height. Let me just tell you... GORGEOUS. I can have any guy I want at this school except one: Percy Jackson. Percy is so hot but he claims that he has a girlfriend! I swear he just hasn't met me. 

Right now, I'm at lunch eating my veggie burger and carrots. Then Percy Jackson walks in the cafeteria and sits at the "nerd" table. Well they aren't nerds, just they refuse to talk to anyone else. Like Jason and Frank are on the football team and everything. Piper was homecoming queen. Hazel is president of student council. Leo is like really funny and super talented. And then you have Percy. Homecoming king, captain of swim team, and winner of every girl's heart. Including mine. I get up from my table consisting of Claire, Ashley, Noah, Lucas, and Austin and walk over to Percy's table. 

"Hey Perce" I purr. "Wanna dump these losers and sit and my table? It's really fun over there."

"What is that smell? I think I just lost my appetite" says Percy scrunching up his nose.

"Drama queen at two o'clock" mutters Leo. Percy turns around and glares at me.

"Get lost Leia. I saw what you did to poor Cate the other day at lunch. I mean dumping some girl in to a trashcan? Pathetic." he says with an angry look on his face. Man he looks hot right now. And that thing about Cate? That was so not my fault. She totally provoked me.

"I did not do ANYTHING to Cate." I say.

"Sure. It's not like we saw the whole thing." I can't believe this. He would defend that freak!

"Forget about Cate! How about we go see a movie tonight? My place afterwords?" I say smiling my signature smile.

"Man turn off the flashlight! Is your toothpaste made of glowsticks?" Percy shouts, squinting.

"Ugh you are so silly!" I squeal. "So what do you say, Perce?"

"Hmm. Let me think about it." He says tapping his chin. I lean down showing him my cleavage which results in an eye roll. "How about no." WHAT?!? THERE IS NO WAY HE SAID NO TO ME.

"Well, that is a huge mistake on your part. You are missing out big time." While I say this, a blonde girl enters the cafeteria smiling when she sees Percy. So this must be his girlfriend. Time to break up that relationship. MWAHAHAH!!! I lean down and kiss Percy straight on the lips, digging my acrylic nails into his back, allowing no room for him to flee. I deepen the kiss and push him down onto the cafeteria bench, pinning him down with my legs and unbuttoning his shirt. He tries to push me off but I took martial arts for all those years for a reason. I am about to unzip his jeans when I am thrown off him. 

"Get off my boyfriend!" screams the blonde girl. "Seaweed Brain, weren't you strong enough to throw her off of you?"

"Yeah, I just wanted you to do it instead." He said with a smile. 

"Excuse me, but WHO THE HECK ARE YOU." I scream at the ugly blonde.

"Oh, I'm Annabeth. My friends call me Annabeth."

"Oh hi Annabeth."

"Im sorry but did I say you were my friend? I remember I didn't. It's boss, ma'am, or hey you." 

"Well boss what are you doing with my boy friend?" I shout. This girl kinda intimidates me but I'm still prettier. 

"Ha! As if he would ever date you. You are a fricken barbie doll. I'm sorry to inform you but guys like girls who aren't made of plastic."  she snarls. Now that was cold.

"Well you are just too ugly for any guy to even look at you!" I scream back. 

"SHUT THE F UP LEIA. NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE CALLS ANNABETH UGLY." shouts Percy, looking truly angry. Hot.

"Calm down, kelp head. I've got this one." says Annabeth while she pats Percy's arm. Uh oh. The next thing I know, I am on the ground, my whole body hurting.

"That's what you get when you mess with me." says Annabeth as she turns on her heel and walks out the cafeteria with all the nerds following her, including Percy. That was the last time we ever saw them.

Well, I heard Matt Devon is single now.