Percabeth One Shots

Brett the Stupid Demigod

I study all the mortals in the hallway. You might be asking, why am I, Brett, the greatest demigod of all time, would be at a pathetic high school. Well, I have heard that a famous demigod attends here and I need to destroy him. I have been here for several weeks, yet I have not found him. I have only found weak mortals. Speaking of a weak mortal, I see a familiar dark haired guy. I approach him and "accidentally" bump into him. "Move it!" I shouted at that dork. I shoved him in the back and he stumbled but kept going. I shoved him again and everyone around me laughed as he fell to the ground. "Wow a dork AND a clutz," I laughed. The kid shot me a glare and muttered something under his breath. I laugh as he stalks away to some pretty girl. I stare and this girl and I realize how hot she is. She will be my girlfriend of the week which is quite the honor. I stroll up to her and shove that kid to the floor. "Hey hottie. I can't wait for our date tonight. 8:00, my place. See ya there." I give her my signature smile and wait for her to reach up and kiss me. Instead she kicks me where Apollo don't shine and walks away, dragging the kid with her. She is totally in love with me.

Ugh this class is so boring. I notice that blonde girl sitting in the front and I decide to throw a crumpled up note at her. When it is about to hit her, she turns around and catches it. Dang she has good reflexes. She shoots a glare at me and a chill goes through my body. I smile at her and she just rolls her eyes and turns back to her work. Well she's just playing hard to get. I glance out the window where I see an army of monsters marching through the street. They are obviously here for me. I quickly ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and run out the room to the front of the school. I pull out my sword and swing at a Cyclopes. I almost hit it when it swatted me to the side. As it started approaching me, I laughed. It couldn't kill me! No one could! I'm the most powerful demigod ever! It swings a club at my face and then it explodes in a cloud of golden dust. When it clears, I see that dork standing there. But he wasn't a dork. He suddenly was super buff and powerful and had a sword in his hand. At his side was the blonde girl with a white sword, looking fierce. They ran off into the army of monsters and the next thing I knew, the whole army was dust. The kid held out his hand to me and I grabbed it to stand up. Then I attempted to pull out my sword and kill him. All of a sudden, my sword was on the ground and his sword was on my neck. "Who are you dude?" I ask, shocked that someone disarmed me.

"Percy Jackson. And this is Annabeth Chase. And if you ever mess with me or my girlfriend again, so help me, you will pay."

He pushed me to the ground and I saw Annabeth stomp towards me. She kicked me again and strolled off, leaving me groaning on the sidewalk.