Jennie
Jisoo squeals in delight. "I knew it!" she says. "No human on earth with a pulse can resist that shit. What did she do?"
"Hold up," I say, serious again. "I need to hear some information concerning tall guy now."
"Oh, good Lord," she says, rolling her eyes. She obviously isn't happy at being denied her gossip. But then she perks up again, and I figure she must be thinking of Hae-in. "We actually didn't do much. We just... stayed at home," she says, very coy. She avoids my eyes.
"Jisoo! Tell me you have not already slept with him!"
"What?" She's offended. "If you like the person sex can be... beautiful."
Beautiful, huh? This is so unlike Jisoo. She's been with her fair share of men - she's certainly not a virgin - but she just doesn't put out for any old fellow. Just like she doesn't dance her ass off for any old fellow. This Hae-in must be quite the character. It seems she's completely ignored my warning from last night.
"Was it..." I ask, wondering if their sex was "... beautiful?"
"Beautiful? Try out of this world picturesque."
Oh my! We both giggle.
"Have you been getting a word of the day from thesaurus dot com again?"
"Shut up! Now what did Lisa say? You have to tell me. I'm dying over here."
"Well after she... recovered... she took a bite of the cake and said it was 'orgasmic' ..."
Jisoo gasps. "Nu-uh!" She starts laughing hysterically. This is so much fun.
After we recover, she gets down to business again. "Okay, so why was the door locked?"
"Can't a girl lock her door? I live alone."
"Cut the crap, Jennie. Spit it out."
Geez... okay. "She umm... she kind of tried to kiss me." I look down, feeling suddenly shy. Jisoo's outburst startles me.
"Holy crap!" She's wide-eyed with surprise. "Did you kiss her?"
"No! I ran inside and locked the door like a crazy person!"
"Good. Total perv... it's just the first date, for crying out loud."
"You and Hae-in are already fucking!" I point out.
"That's different. You're a bet to Lisa, Jennie. No matter how good looking she is, it doesn't change how she is."
I know she's just trying to protect me, like any good friend would, but the words sting a little when coming from an outside source. And I've only gone out with her once!
"I know that," I grumble, suddenly feeling miserable. Christ, this Lisa Manoban is too smooth for my own good. I need to man up and snap out of it.