Jennie
"Remember, he eats a lot, so if he bugs the shit out of you all day then just throw some wet cat food down and after a while he'll get so full he just passes out."
"I know, Hae-in, I know. I've got this."
I've heard these instructions before, but Hae-in is overly anxious and feels the need to repeat himself. But I figure if I can handle one fat cat, I can handle them all.
"And if that doesn't work, just give him a little catnip. He'll get stoned and pass out for half the day. It really mellows him out."
"She heard you the first fifteen times, Hae-in," Jisoo suddenly snaps. They're saying their goodbyes and getting ready to load into the car, where they are flying off to Greece for their honeymoon.
"I'm just making sure, Jisoo," he argues, irritated. "She's never taken care of little Lego before."
Hae-in named the cat Lego, because it's his favourite childhood toy and his pet reminds him of those toys. How those tiny brick toys could be compared to this fat cat's ass, I'll never know. And it already seems like an oxymoron, considering Lego is already over twenty pounds and looks more rounded like a beach ball more than little brick toys. But Hae-in loves him just the same.
I think he has some sort of secret fat cat fetish. He literally pounced on Lego when he saw him at a pet store and brought him home without even asking Jisoo first. Of course, Jisoo was pissed off and told him that he'd have to return Lego to the shop, but apparently fat cats are much cuter when they're babies and the ball of fur grew on her.
Now I'm stuck cat-sitting, and I'm getting nightmarish flashbacks as I remember the clogged toilet and near suffocation in the middle of the night. I really need to remember to lock the bedroom door this time.
"You ready to go?" Lisa's arm slides around me and she kisses my temple affectionately.
I no longer hear Hae-in and Jisoo bickering, so I turn around and discover they're practically making out against the side of her car. And their parents are here! But on a more scandalous note, they must have some pretty awesome makeup sex. God knows it has to be frequent, considering all the arguing they do.
"Oh gross," I whisper to Lisa, but I can't stop smiling at their embarrassing display. "You'd think they'd at least wait until they got to the hotel."
"They're newlyweds, Jennie. They're allowed to be disgusting."
"I guess. It's no longer a sin, anyway."
Lisa looks at me, incredulous. "You're worried about being a sinner now?"
I match her stare. "Are you saying I'm not allowed to worry over my sins?"
She leans forward, her breath hot against my ear. "No. I'm just saying it's a shame, because I plan on doing some very...sinful...things to you tonight."
I shiver, and suddenly waiting around for the inappropriate newlyweds to peel themselves away from Jisoo's car is no longer an option. I grab Lisa's hand and pull her towards the horny duo so that we can say goodbye and get the hell out of here.
"No more talking, Lisa. Let's go."
