The Object of My Unholy Desire (Xiaoaether)

All Your Aethers Are Belong to Us

Aether Pov
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TheFirstTwin:
Hey Lu?
Since I came out to you, do you forgive me for calling you a bitch?

Lu:
Huh?
Oh.
Yeah, ofc.

WaterFoul:
Wait, I'm confused.
Why did you call your sister a bitch?

Scara:
As much as it kills me to say, I agree with Tartaglia.

TheFirstTwin:
It was an accident.
I tried to say good night, but it autocorrected into good bitch.

WaterFoul:
I see.

Mona⭐:
Why are you idiots awake at two in the morning?

WaterFoul:
Why are you awake?

Mona⭐:
The pings woke me up.

BardBoi:
You didn't crawl into bed with Xiao last night, did you Aether? 😙

TheFirstTwin:
VENTI!
That's it. You can't have my pixie stixs.

🥶Ice Ice Baby 🥶:
But did u tho 🤨?

VigilantYaksha:
He did.

TomoNotThoma:
Caught in 4k 🤳

TheFirstTwin:
It was your fault for leaving the window open, Xiao.
It got very cold.

VigilantYaksha:
So you came to me?

TheFirstTwin:
Would you rather I went to someone else?
For example Venti?

BardBoi:
You can always come sleep with me if u get cold, Aether 🥺

WaterFoul:
Ladies, ladies. Do this in dm's 😌💅

TheFirstTwin:
But can you honestly say you did not enjoy it?

Xingqiu:
People, people.
The goal for this field trip is for no one to lose their virginity, so take a chill pill, okay?

VigilantYaksha:
You are SERIOUSLY jumping the gun here so badly that it's not even funny.

Lu:
Agreed. Aether'd never do anything like that.

TheFirstTwin:
Not yet, at least.

Lu:
Aether, I am trying to defend you!

TheFirstTwin:
I can defend myself just fine, thank you.

Lu:
Really? Not from what I've seen, aka your last text.

WaterFoul:
Family Drama 😐

VigilantYaksha:
In Aether's defense, I myself am not interested in that either.

TheFirstTwin:
Okay, that's a blatant lie.

VigilantYaksha:
Just let me defend you, geez!

TheFirstTwin:
No.

VigilantYaksha:
Let me defend you.