I fall backwards through the air.
Down down down.... I remember halfway that cats always land on thir feet so i pretend i am a cat and start meawing loudly, hoping it will save me from death. I remember rolling off the cliff and how i had to stay in the hopital for three weeks. How long will i have to stay after jumping iff a plane? I don't have time to go to the hospital anyway. I ahve a date with Shrek.
I see the ground coming towards me and i close my eyes tightly, waiting to land on the hard ground.
Instead, land on something soft and bouncy. I open my eyes in surprise and i realise i have landed on an old woman and bounced on her stomach.
"I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!""" I screech and jump up and doen happily. Unfortunetely, the woman i landed on does not look so good. Her eyes are closed and her tongue is hanguing out of her mouth. There is also a pool of blood ariund her head.
I drag her body and roll it into a bush. Then i get up and start running. I ahev no idea where i am, but hoepfully i can meet someone who can tell me where i am and how to get to the restaurant.
After a few minutes of runninhbi bump into someone.
"Hello! Can you... wait-" I look up in amazement. "Snape!"
. "Hi" he says sadly
"I'm so glad o see you!" I grin but then my smile fades and i start sobbing uncontrollably. I tell him about everything that happened, about having to leave and then jimping from the plane. He holds my hand and lets me cry into his shoulder. I already miss my family so much. But i would sacrifice everything for shrek.
"I don'y jnow where to go" I cry into jis shoulder. "I have 7 minutes until my date with Shrek and i can't go back home and- where are you going?"
I can't believe it. I'm trying to vent my problems and he starts walking away from me.
"Where are you going?" I ask again.
He doesn't reply. Angrily, i take off my shoe and throw it at snape's head. It misses.
I draw snape's face in the sand on the floor with a stick and then take my anger out on it, punching it furiously.
Then i hear a roaring noise nearby.
A lion. I think, paniscking. I lie on the floor motionless pretending to be dead.
"Julia!!" I sot up abruptly and turn around.
Snape?? On... a motorbike???
"Get on quick. I can take you to your date"
I acream happily and jump on the back. Then i remember that i nnedd to wear a helmet, so i pull a leaf off a tree and put it in my head. Safety first
We drive off and i look anxiouslu at my outfit.
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Better Than Onions
RomanceWhen Julia moves to a new school, she expects to be invisible, just like how she was at her previous school. She's never been the type of girl to be the centre of attention and she intends to keep it that way. But all that changes when she meets ba...