Gudako is idk. The unofficial official name for the female master of Chaldea (male variant is Gudao)
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Gudako: Ozymandias can you pass the salt?
Ozymandias: *Throws Gilgamesh across the room*
Mash, trying to stop Gudako's bleeding: what's your type?!?
Gudako: oh, slightly bookish, maybe a nerd...maybe not..definitely on the confident side...
Mash, more panicked: YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
Gudako: oh! B positive.
Mash: DON'T TELL ME TO BE POSITIVE AND TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mash: why are you on the floor?
Bedivere: I'm depressed.
Bedivere: Also I was stabbed can you get Gudako, please
Gudako, negotiating with Ozymandias: We have Gilgamesh. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be released unharmed.
Gilgamesh: ONLY TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS??!?!
Gudako:
Gilgamesh: MAKE IT ONE MILLION
Gudako: STOPPPP
Gudako: I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Ozymandias: *drinking toast* why do you say that?
Ozymandias: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk-in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Da Vinci: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Gudako: 'Prettiest Smile'
Roman: 'Nicest Personality'
Mash: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Gilgamesh: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
*The squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Gilgamesh: You're acting pretty carefree for someone whose life is at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Gudako: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Levi: What about Roman? Nobody ever suspects Roman!
Roman: Well what about Mash? They have a gun!
Mash: Gilgamesh has a knife.
Gilgamesh: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *Stabs Levi in the arm*
Da Vinci: I CAN'T DO IT!
Mash, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Da Vinci: I CAN'T F*CKING DO IT ANYMORE
Roman: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Da Vinci:
Da Vinci: I appreciate it,
Da Vinci: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Em: Da Vinci-
Da Vinci: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
EMIYA: Da Vinci we gotta-
Da Vinci: YOU GOTTA DRAW A F*CKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Da Vinci: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Da Vinci, motioning to Levi: NOT F*CKING THIS
Da Vinci: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Da Vinci: First who would you kill?
*Gilgamesh points at Gudako*
*Roman points at Gudako*
*Mash points at Gudako*
Gudako: *Shrugs* I would kill me too.
Billy: Spell orange.
Nursery Rhyme: The fruit or the color?
Billy:
Nursery Rhyme: Guys where did Billy go?
Ko-Gil: They got arrested.
Nursery Rhyme: How the hell-
Billy: *Bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Ko-Gil: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Gudako: How?
Ko-Gil: I need someone to take the fall.
Gudako: What did you do?
Ko-Gil: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Gilgamesh, from the other room: Oh my god.
Ko-Gil: ...
Gilgamesh: OH MY GOD!
Gudako: Make it a hundred.
Ko-Gil: Deal.
Gudako: Can you try seeing things from my perspective?
Billy: *Crouches down*
Ko-Gil: *Gets onto his knees*
Gudako: I hope you both get hit by a car.
Nursery Rhyme: WHY?! Why did you give Billy a KNIFE?!
Medea Lily: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Nursery Rhyme: Now I feel unsafe!
Medea Lily: I'm sorry.
Medea Lily: ... Would you like a knife?
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