BATIM Incorrect Quotes

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Listen I wanna update Not Today, Bendy at some point but I like the chaos.

Might have posted some here somewhere else but eh. 

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Reader, hiding in a miracle station: he could not escape the demon, but he would not let his soul be taken today!

Henry, running past at full speed with the ink demon right behind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Reader: You have to apologize to Henry

Sammy: Fine.

Sammy: 'Unf*ck you' or whatever.

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Reader: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.

Henry: What baby?

Reader, crying a bit: Me.

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Henry: Hey, what are you reading?

Sammy: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.

Henry: Impressive! I must have it for myself!

Tom: So it's just a Notebook?

Sammy: It's just a Notebook.

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Tom: Ayo, what the F*CK is this?!?

Boris, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.

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Reader: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Henry: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Allison: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Sammy: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Tom: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Boris: Mental stability, my old friend!

Reader: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Reader: Holy shit, Tom, do you know what this means?!

Tom: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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Henry: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?

Sammy: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.

Henry: ...

Sammy: ...

Henry: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

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Sammy: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Tom: What?

Allison: That you're a child.

Reader: HOW YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?

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