Colorcrew

Kinda somehow maybe not really straight but also not really gay bc labels suck

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This is chapter is very chaotic and dialogue only because writer's block. I even confused myself writing ist- enjoy I guess

Kier x Dev, strong language, gay erasure

2022/05/26

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Dev
"Kier"

Kier
"Hm?"

Dev
"I was wondering...
How did you know that you're like... not straight?"

Kier
"I... Uh, got to know a guy..."

Dev
"So, a crush?"

Kier
"Something like that, yeah."

Dev
"What does that even mean?"

Kier
"Do you really want me to tell you about him?"

Dev
"Yes."

Kier
"Fine He was this guy I went to middleschool with... He was a pretty good friend."

Dev
"I thought I was your one and only friend?"

Kier
"Yeah, sure, bro."

Dev
"Hey!"

Kier
"So everything was fine. I didn't even consider liking him as anything but a friend... Until my mum asked me to bring someone to one of her stupid business parties. I thought she had finally understood how boring those parties were for me. I said I wanted to invite him but...
She had meant a girl."

Dev
"Oh."

Kier
"Yeah. I said I didn't know any. She started asking stupid questions like if there wasn't anyone attractive in my class or someone that I feel nervous around. I kept saying no but it made think of- him."

Dev
"Hah, you're actually a simp."

Kier
"Fuck you!"

Dev
"Gladly."

Kier
"That's gay."

Dev
"...What was he like?"

Kier
"Huh?"

Dev
"Your little crush."

Kier
"Bro!"

Dev
"Sorry, that guy. Tell me though."

Kier
"Oh my goood! Why do you care so much?"

Dev
"Just curious!"

Kier
"Yeah, ok... Whatever. He was really funny and kinda stupid..."

Dev
"Sounds like you would've made a great couple."

Kier
"Because I'm also very funny and my intelligence balances out his stupidity? I know. Uh, he also always knew what I was thinking and how to make me feel better? He is way too flirty though..."

Dev
"Wait, you still talk to him?"

Kier
"What?"

Dev
"You said 'He is'. Present tense."

Kier
"Do I look like I care about grammar?"

Dev
"Sorry, forgot you're dumb."

Kier
"Omg, shut up before I make yo- wait, no. That's not what I-"

Dev
"That's gay."

Kier
"Like you?"

Dev
"What do you mean?"

Kier
"I don't kno, Dev, maybe that you litterally just asked me the most obvious closeted-gay-question ever."

Dev
"I'm not ga- actually... I don't have any idea. How do I know if I like guys? Like it's such a stupid concept... As if there was some kind of light bulb popping up with a note saying 'congratulations, you've developed a crush on that one guy'... How do people figure that stuff out?"