EJ POV:
"I don't understand." I say laying next to Ricky.
"What part?"
"How is Darth Vader, Luke's dad?"
"Anaken was into queen Amadala and one thing led to another and she got prego and had Luke and Leia while Anaken was fighting Obi wan."
"Oh.... Wait, who's Anaken?!"
"Darth Vader!"
"How?"
"Okay so you remember the battle between Anaken and Obi wan?"
"Yeah."
"Well, Anaken lost."
"How?"
"He got turned into a French fry."
"When?"
"At the end of the third movie."
"Oh, how's he Darth Vader than?"
"When he got turned into a French fry, they had to fix him and he became mostly metal."
"Who's they?"
"Irrelevant."
"Wait they fixed him? He can't have kids anymore?"
"Probably not, he's mostly metal."
"That sucks for him." I chuckle.
"Eej, he can still have sex."
"Oh, wouldn't that hurt?"
"It always does."
"Not in that way..... you said he's mostly metal."
"Oh, right. Most likely more than normal."
"I feel bad for queen Amadala after he became Darth Vader."
"She died."
"What?!" I look at him.
"Oh my god, I swear.... Gay dudes and pop culture don't mix."
"Then how do you understand all this?"
"Irrelevant."
"Do you think Anekan would be top or bottom?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, say his 'skill level' is the same as mine. What would he be?"
"Oh top for sure."
"You're saying I'm good?"
"Well not as good as me but yeah."
I scoff. "I'm offended. I want a rematch."
"I'm down."
"Good." I throw my leg over top of him, straddling him.
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Ricky POV:
"Kids, dinners ready." I hear my dad day from the other side of the door.
"Be right out."
"EJ...EJ...Elijah. Stop, we got eat." He stops thrusting into me.
"But what if I wanna just eat you?"
"My dad ordered pizza, you can have desert later."
"Fine." He gets out of me.
We put our clothes back on and go downstairs. We sit at the table.
"So how have you boys been spending your May 4th?"
We watched the fourth Star Wars and then fooled around a bit. "We we're having a Star Wars marathon."
"Oh fun, which did you guys make it to?"
"Uh, A new hope."
We finish eating after a bit.
"Well I'm done, we should probably get back to our marathon right babe?" I say as I stand up
"Yep, we should." He stands up.
We start walking back upstairs.
"Don't be like Anaken and Queen Amadala, use protection." My says from behind us.
"Uh, yeah....... Thanks mike?" EJ says blushing.
"We probably should regardless." I whisper.
AN
I had this thought the day before Star Wars day but I couldn't get it onto "paper". Finally was able to though.
Thx for reading
