venti thought he was pretty powerful. he was quick, and agile. but this mortal body was no match for the geo archon. zhongli hit him back to mondstadt like he was a fucking tennis ball and like zhongli's meteor was the racket.
after rushing back, venti got out his lyre and started to strum
Hey, ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go bananza (hey girl)
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
that, of course was a mondstadt song of ancient times. what do you mean its the lyrics to Belly Dancer (Bananza)", the fourth single from R&B singer Akon's debut studio album, Trouble. no its not. why would you think that
miraculously this song was able to tame ei's dog i mean kitsune. i mean. yae miko. yae miko yes..
wow, the power of music, venti thought. he should use this on that little brat of a cat girl who's trying to destroy his precious wines. i mean, they weren't technically his wines but... where would he steal from if the dawn winery went out of business?
ei and yae miko were thrown onto a boat by zhongli and sent back to inazuma. finally, some peace. both in liyue, and for venti. how fun. what to spend the rest of his day doing, though?
i don't even have to ask you that question. you know full well how the anemo archon spends his time.
with his bestest, bestest friend... who will never ever ever leave him... and always makes him feel great.......
alcohol!
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what does freedom really mean, when demanded of you by a god?
Fanfictiongoofy little tales, of a goofy archon, with a goofy personality and he's a little silly. read to find out. ok. bye READ PAST 4TH CHAPTER FOR THE START OF ACT 1 ACT 2 COMING SOOONNNNN
